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#sprintgoals

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Photo of a man standing in an art museum, looking at three blank canvases.

Caption: Me looking at all the work I got done this sprint after endless interruptions

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Photo of a teen girl labeled Sales demoing to the customer, holding back the head of an upset boy behind her who is labeled The team objecting to the release of the product with known major issues

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #sprint #sprintgoals #sprintplanning #failedsprint #sprintcycle #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Caption:
The sprint cycle is like a merry-go-round

My sprint cycle:
(Photo of a merry-go-round engulfed in flames.)

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #scrummaster #productowner #sprint #sprintgoals #sprintplanning #failedsprint #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Man running up to a metal gate. The frame is labeled sprint planning.

Man in the middle of hurdling the gate. The frame is labeled start of the sprint.

Man falls to the ground on the other side of the gate. The frame is labeled every remaining day of the sprint

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #sprint #devteam #iteration #failedsprint #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Screen grabs frkm Seinfeld

Cynthia asks Elaine "Does he repeatedly miss his sprint goals?"

Elaine responds "Nooooo....." then "Yeah, yeah....."

#scrum #scrumteam #priorities #leadership #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #nyancat #Meme #memes #Humor

Tac Nyan (labeled "Meeting invite titled" New priorities") chasing Nyan Cat (labeled "Me almost done with the sprint")

We are working towards the sprint goal but are completely blocked.

#scrum #scrumteam #sprint #sprintgoals #blockers #Meme #memes #Humor

Picture of a cobblestone driveway under water except for the drain. The area around the drain is slightly elevated, preventing the water from reaching it.

The water is labeled work in progress and the drain is labeled sprint goal

#scrum #scrumteam #scrummaster #sprint #sprintgoals #Meme #memes #Humor

The image shows Bobby Liebling, the lead singer of the American doom metal band Pentagram, performing on stage.
Key points about Pentagram and Bobby Liebling:
Pentagram is considered one of the pioneers of doom metal, formed in the early 1970s.
Bobby Liebling is the only constant member throughout the band's history.
The band has gone through numerous lineup changes.
Pentagram released their debut album in 1985 after many years of demos and singles.
Despite challenges, including Liebling's personal struggles, the band has continued to perform and release music.

Caption: The scrum master when we successfully complete a sprint

#scrum #scrumteam #priorities #leadership #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #productowner #Meme #memes #Humor

Two characters from the Simpsons changing the numbers on a sign showing the number of days without a new top priority

The person is holding both numbers 0 and 1

#scrum #scrumteam #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #Meme #memes #Humor

Two beachfront houses next to each other.
The all black house is labeled "The current sprint"
The pink and purple house is labeled "Expectations for the next sprint"

#scrum #scrumteam #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #scrummaster #productowner #Meme #memes #Humor

Picture of a toilet installed partially into a wall.

Caption: I assume that the person who thought this was a good idea is the same person who tries to jam more work into my sprint when we are already at capacity

#scrum #scrumteam #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #scrummaster #productowner #Meme #memes #Humor

AI picture of an old VW Beetle in the middle of the road with countless drones in the air around it.

Caption: This AI picture reminds me of my sprint plan. Both are works of fiction that make no sense.

#scrum #scrumteam #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #priorities #leadership #executives #memes #Meme #Humor

Photo of a wrestling ring. One wrestler (labeled current sprint) standing looking up at his opponent (labeled new top priority) who is flying through the air at him.

#scrum #scrumteam #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #failedsprint #Meme #memes #Humor

Picture of cement form for the fromt steps of a house. They are labeled "Capacity at the start of the sprint"
Concrete has poured out of form and is in a pile in front of it on the walkway. The concrete is labeled "Work that needs to carry over"

If we aren't developing software "That even a confused raccoon could vibe with. No bugs, only bangers"
Then are we even developing at all?
#sprintgoals

A look back at my week.

#scrum #scrumteam #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #Meme #memes #Humor

*edited to fix typo

Caption: The team is fine, just fine. Just fill up the new sprint and we're good to go!

The team:

Photo of a wrecked car getting filled up at a gas pump

#scrum #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #scrumteam #productowner #scrummaster #dev #developer #qa #memes #Meme #Humor

Grid of medieval paintings of children. Each one is numbered.
Caption: On the Renaissance children scale, how do you feel about the sprint plan?

#scrum #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #sprint #scrumteam #scrummaster #productowner #Meme #memes #Humor

Painting of death sitting on a bed with a woman. Caption is a conversation that goes...

Who are you?
I am death.
Are you here for me?
No. I am here for your sprint plan.

#scrum #scrumteam #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #Meme #memes #Humor

Picture of a campground bbq grill labeled "The team's sprint capacity" with a log stuck in it that is much too large and sticks out very far labeled "Whwt ee were told we have to complete this sprint"

#scrum #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #scrumteam

Photo of a woman looking out at the horizon at a cloud that seems like it's an explosion that is also reflected on the lake in the foreground.

Caption: You know it's going to be a bad day when you can see your sprint plan get nuked from your back porch while having your morning coffee

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