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With all the controversy about #straws

https://www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2025/09/whats-the-most-sustainable-drinking-straw-scientists-say-one-surprising-option-beats-the-rest

While libtard treehuggers take our #Straws, some misguided #MAGA are playing right into their hands saying Real Men don't drink from straws, presumably it reminds them of the face someone makes when paid to suck their micropeen.
But the real problem is there hasn't been a manly straw.
Until now.
Thanks to #EagleTactical, you can get 100% kevlar drinking tubes. Some call them straws, but don't be fooled. These tubes increase man points and testosterone by over 10000%.
https://newrepublic.com/post/195689/republican-congressman-burchett-straws-women

In a crusade for common sense and sturdier sipping, the Trump administration has declared war on paper straws, blaming them for soggy drinks, public suffering and an un-American attack on plastic patriotism. https://www.japantimes.co.jp/commentary/2025/05/06/world/war-against-paper-straws/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=mastodon #commentary #worldnews #straws #plastic #pollution #waste #donaldtrump #joebiden

#TRUMP has:
destroyed The #American #economy
send away #Allies
associated #America with other #dictatorships
Bring #inflation and #deflation and #stagflation
increased the costs of ALL products
increased the #taxes for everyone (excluding millionaires they get taxcut)
but
Trump
gave to the Americans :
plastic #straws (great victory)
The #Gulf of America (only for Americans)
and Liberation Day !!! yeah !!! Go U-S-A ! U-S-A ! U-S-A !
...
that's a win !
🤣

The US may have plastic #straws, but we have good #transit, #walkable neighbourhoods, and a variety of different post-work drinks.

People know this is insane, right?

#uspol #uspolitics #fox #propaganda #FoxPropaganda #shitmedia #bias #doublestandard #ProTrumpBias #media #socialmedia #journalism #RulesForMen #MilkshakesAreGay #milkshakes #straws

One thing that @dw_innovation needs to remark is that it never was about #PlasticStraws!

Compared to all the #Billionaires destroying the envoirment (see @elonjet ) I'm shure noone can consume so many #straws to even come close even if they literally single-use them every time they take a sip from a drink.

We'd save the world faster and more effectively by #BanBilliomaires and seizing all assets around the globe exceeding €99M because at that level of #wealth it's generating so much #RoboWealth that one can't spend it unless one were to literally want to waste it all!

I already talked about that tho...

"Yes, paper straws suck. Rather than bring back plastic ones, let's avoid single-use items"

#Straws #Environment

https://phys.org/news/2025-02-paper-straws-plastic-items.html

Trump signs executive order to ditch paper #straws for plastic

“These things don’t work,” he complained of the paper alternatives. “I’ve had them many times, and on occasion, they break, they #explode.”

The #Trump administration is pushing for the return of plastic straws, falsely claiming that they contain "no measurable #PFAS" although studies have proven the opposite.

https://www.dezeen.com/2025/02/11/trump-straws-executive-order/

#TrumpLies #plastic #pollution #disinformation #propaganda #CultOrPolitics

No, this is not the Twilight Zone, but America.

Trump says 'we're going back to plastic straws.' Is the paper straw dead?

"If something's hot, they don't last very long, like a matter of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds. It's a ridiculous situation."

All those who drink hot coffee or hot cocoa through a straw, raise your hand. 🙄

#straws #paper #plastic #environment

https://www.npr.org/2025/02/11/nx-s1-5292234/trump-paper-straws-plastic-executive-order

#Trump #Straws

I don’t even have words. The juxtaposition of these two articles on The Guardian could not be more prescient. #plastic #straws #microplastics

Article on microplastics harming mammal brains juxtaposed against an article explaining the president has ordered the federal government to begin purchasing plastic straws.

#USA #Ecology #Straws
while one is talking about plastic instead of metal

do you think you need a straw at all to drink a glass?
just saying

#USA #Ecology #Straws while one is talking about plastic instead of metal do you think you need a straw at all to drink a glass? just saying

so how tf are paper straws woke?

#trump #woke #straws

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/02/07/trump-plastic-straws/78330750007/

Trump to reverse Biden’s plan to phase out #plastic #straws across US government - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/08/trump-plastic-straws "President said he will sign an executive order next week despite global plastics crisis" #trump's pettiness is just breathtaking, true mad dictator stuff