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2025-11-14

you take meds? you don't need those poisoning your body. [gina from brooklyn 99 saying 'oopsie. you just said something really dumb.'
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2025-11-11

It's unfair to judge others for taking medication if you've never needed it to survive -needing meds is not always a choice -needing meds is not shameful @the_chronic_notebook
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2025-11-09

To my prescription meds: [pic of Obi Wan with volcanic fires behind him] you were supposed to destroy my illnesses not joint them.
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2025-11-08

[a woman with eyes wide open and a panicked look on her face - she's in bed with her phone next to her] - did i take my meds or just think about taking my meds
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2025-11-03

Got my prescription meds off temu and now i can see sounds
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2025-11-03


1 - guy looking at phone 'googling my meds' impact on cognitive function...' 2 - guy looking closer, confused at phone - 'every single one effects the brain. WTF!' - 'Nobody told me that!! Or did they?! Fuck if I know.'
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2025-10-19

Why do medications always have side effects like 'anal leakage' & 'suicidal thoughts'? Why not 'invisibility or 'spontaneous orgasms'?
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2025-10-17

@latkedelrey when you meds can't remember if you took your you start opening the pill bottle to to see if the experience feels familiar enough t have happened recently
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2025-10-16

Did a cat write this?

Got something u need to do at a certain time every day (e.g.,take meds(? start giving your cat a treat right b4 you do it. you may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not [pic of cat laying down] hollowedskin replied: That's damn good advice skeletonmug replied: a cat wrote this
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2025-10-12

the side of a pill pottle with all of the side effects, possible side effects include: Nausea, Rash, Liver Damage, Excess Consa Sweating, Sore Throat. on, Diarrhea, Vomiting Drowsiness, Vomiting, Κι Headache, Heartburn, Increased Dizziness, Chro eased Heartbeat, Insomnia, Swelling ands increasec Feet, Osteoporosis Cataracts, Mouth, Increased Risk of Loss Sexual Desire Decreased Anxiety, Dry Muscular Weakness Stomach Fainting. Appetite, Hallucinations. Vertigo, Psychosis, in Stools, Skin Failure, Difficulty Swallowing. Ulcers. (peel label Loss, continue on back) ---- woman from hunger games with the crazy outfit at mic may the odds be ever in your favor!
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2025-10-05

When you try to swallow a pill, but it doesn't Ao down and now its dissolving in your mouth [woman making grossed out face]
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2025-08-03

I just tried to say my new medication's name out loud and my furniture started floating.
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2025-07-21


listen, the amount of meds i buy is nothing compared to the amount of meds I don't buy. let's keep things in perspective.
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2025-07-16

@mariokartdwi on x when i experience common side effects of a med I'm just like wow id id not expect that to happen to me given that I'm different
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2025-07-11


1 - bart upset says '9 pages of side effects!' 2 - homer says '...so far....'
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2025-07-07

you take meds? you don't need those poisoning your body. [gina from brooklyn 99 saying 'oopsie. you just said something really dumb.'
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2025-07-04

how do you take your medication? lawful good (juice), neutral good (water), chaotic good (soda), lawful neutral (tea), true neutral (dry swallow), chaotic neutral (shower water), lawful evil (alcohol), neutral evil (soup), chaotic evil (condiments)
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2025-07-03

The two stages of taking your meds
(1) I'll take them soon.
(2) Oh no.

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2025-06-26

Remember to take your meds! This is a Threat! pic of a bear in front of a tree with birds flying out of it in front of the moon - hanging out with prescription meds in front of him
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2025-06-23

Damn Shawty - That's a lot of meds [pic of dolphins jumping out of the water with bubbles and clouds and rainbows

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