Teenage Boy Announces He Will Step Down from Chore Duties, Younger Sister Takes the Reins
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Desperate Army Recruiters Visit Preschool, Sign Hundreds of New Recruits Who Don’t Understand the Seriousness of their Decision
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/04/14/desperate-army-recruiters-visit-preschool-sign-hundreds-of-new-recruits-who-dont-understand-the-seriousness-of-their-decision/
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Minnesota Dad Sells Family Cabin to Fund Son’s Obsession with Most Expensive Sports Positions
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/09/11/minnesota-dad-sells-family-cabin-to-fund-sons-obsession-with-most-expensive-sports-positions-awaits-pro-athlete-payday/
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Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwidehttps://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/09/29/unfortunate-child-named-not-me-accumulates-30-life-sentences-worth-of-grounding-due-to-lying-children-nationwide/
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Where the Hell are Ryder’s Parents?
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Kid Convinced Grass is Greener on Other Side of Neighbor’s Fence
https://tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/07/19/kid-convinced-grass-is-greener-on-other-side-of-neighbors-fence/
@scottslawn #landscaping #summerbreak #lawn #mowing #grassisgreener #summertime #dadlife #lawncare #tattletaletimes
5 Summer Activities Sure to Ruin Your Lawn
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5 Summer Activities Sure to Ruin Your Lawn
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@scottslawn #landscaping #lawn #mowing #newbalance #summertime #dadlife #lawncare #tattletaletimes
My Son is an Uncultured Simpleton for Ordering a Burger at an Authentic Mexican Restaurant
https://tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/07/03/my-son-is-an-uncultured-simpleton-for-ordering-a-burger-at-an-authentic-mexican-restaurant/
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Surgeons Testing Procedure to Increase Dinner Stomach, Shrink Snack Stomach in Children
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/07/14/scientists-testing-procedure-to-increase-dinner-stomach-shrink-snack-stomach-in-children/
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“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/11/25/stop-or-ill-say-stop-again-yells-mom-known-for-empty-threats/
#gentleparenting #momlife #dadlife #satire #theonion #satirenews #funny #toddlerlife #tattletaletimes
Child Boldly Claims Broken Toy Coincidentally His Favorite One
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/19/child-boldly-claims-broken-toy-coincidentally-his-favorite-one/
Sopranos Junior Announced at Nickelodeon, Sure to Be a Hit!
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/05/29/sopranos-junior-announced-at-nickelodeon-sure-to-be-a-hit/
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United Healthcare Introduces Ear Infection Loyalty Card named “Infectious Rewards”
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/07/21/united-healthcare-introduces-ear-infection-loyalty-card-named-infectious-rewards/
#earinfections #healthcare #uhc #healthinsurance #satirenews #theonion #momlife #dadlife #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Hanes Releases Men’s Pocketed Underwear, Seen as a Slap in the Face to Women Everywhere
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/07/hanes-releases-mens-pocketed-underwear-seen-as-a-slap-in-the-face-to-women-everywhere/
#ithaspockets #pockets #fashion #momlife #underwear #theonion #reducestress #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Woman Saves Countless Hours by Printing Pamphlets of Frequently Asked Questions About Her Pregnancy
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/14/woman-saves-countless-hours-by-printing-pamphlets-of-frequently-asked-questions-about-her-pregnancy/
#expecting #newmoms #pregnancy #birth #theonion #pregnancyannoucements #satirenews #tattletaletimes
“Are There Other Fairies Like The Tooth Fairy That Pay Money For Human Body Parts?” Asks Child to Shocked Mom
https://tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/06/19/are-there-other-fairies-like-the-tooth-fairy-that-pay-money-for-human-body-parts-asks-child-to-shocked-mom/
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Paw Patrol’s Rubble Seriously Injured in Workplace Accident, Ryder accused of not following safety regulations
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/06/26/paw-patrols-rubble-seriously-injured-in-accident-ryder-accused-of-not-following-safety-regulations/
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Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/08/04/opinion-the-dad-from-bluey-must-be-stopped/
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New Helicopter Parent Drone Takes Overbearing Parenting to New Heights
https://tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/07/09/new-helicopter-parent-drone-takes-overbearing-parenting-to-new-heights/
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