Ummm....

https://www.livescience.com/health/rectal-garlic-insertion-for-immune-support-medical-chatbots-confidently-give-disastrously-misguided-advice-experts-say

#LLM #ai #techbro #idiots

@skeptator ja, #AdamSomething hat auf seine #TechBro-#Bingo - Karte einfach mal eine Zeile wo nur "#Pods" steht…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJnyhPGH2cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvvA_GToc0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5M7Oq1PCz4

"Why did you betray me?"

"I can't help it." said the #TechBro . "It is my nature "

https://slate.com/technology/2026/03/silicon-valley-bank-bailout-democrats-tech.html

🚨 Breaking: Silicon Valley billionaire gives pep talks on the #apocalypse near the Holy See! 😱 Apparently, Peter Thiel's got a new side gig as a doomsday prophet, and everyone's scratching their heads wondering if the Vatican's hiring. 🙄 Spoiler: No one asked for a tech bro's take on the Book of Revelation. 📖🔮
https://apnews.com/article/italy-peter-thiel-paypal-pope-vatican-c3a6c7d2daba501caf8152558ac2d743 #SiliconValley #PeterThiel #DoomsdayProphet #Vatican #TechBro #HackerNews #ngated

🔮 Pisces's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Stare at compiling screen, enter flow state, imagine agile utopia; snap out upon Slack ping, return to infinite code review requests.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Pisces

🔮 Aquarius's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Blockchain meeting overlaps retro; dial in from two browsers, invent DAO to replace stand-up, still no one unblocks tickets.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aquarius

🔮 Capricorn's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Ten-level approval gate blocks pull; promotion tied to lines deleted—optimize KPI, inherit technical debt kingdom.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Capricorn

🔮 Sagittarius's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Dream of greenfield Rust; stuck patching Cobol payments until the IPO rocket refuels in 2030.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Sagittarius

🔮 Scorpio's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Secrets leak in repo; blame culture activates faster than incident channel. Write cryptic Postmortem, disappear into backlog.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Scorpio

🔮 Libra's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Weigh refactoring against roadmap: equilibrium found when both PMs agree to schedule the work in the next quarter that never arrives.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Libra

🔮 Virgo's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Linting passes; security scan flags 9999 issues. Rewrite history with force-push—clean Git, dirty conscience.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Virgo

🔮 Leo's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Present grand microservice to all-hands; crowd applauds, prod cluster overheats. The applause emoji deploys faster than the hotfix.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Leo

🔮 Cancer's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Build fails only on CI, works locally; Jenkins sobs quietly in the corner while Kubernetes cron hug outdated TLS certs.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Cancer

🔮 Gemini's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Two stand-ups, three tools, one demo—context switches faster than feature flags. The roadmap changes before npm finishes installing.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Gemini

🔮 Taurus's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Legacy Java 8 refuses to retire; pension for the code review is stuck in managerial Jira limbo along with the refactor budget.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Taurus

🔮 Aries's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Deploy straight to prod; if the rollback script breaks, blame Mercury retrograde in the YAML. Tickets auto-close when the sprint ends—velocity achieved.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aries

Everyone in the #science community I know wants to tear #techbro a new one. AI's just one giant unregulated wrought built by grifters who insist on getting rewarded for optimum theft. #philsky #philsci #AI

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kbrpoxrxa6cgegxrhdgihhp/post/3mguqs4ryjc2q

RE: https://mastodon.scot/@kim_harding/116218172155556553

this is the perfect example of #AI #techbro parasitism, not the other i quote-posted by mistake.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Climatehistories/116217634545241753

what’s amazing about this #AI #techbro worldview is the belief that knowledge and creativity are finite commodities.

they’ve been groomed to believe Labor is what happens to other people; and that it’s their birthright to take ALL the fruits of other people’s labor.

they believe that’s what predators do: take all the wins and none of the losses.

but real predators do not decimate their feeding grounds.

parasites, on the other hand, always do.

#fascism #capitalism