@Lazarou #TFW when you find a post that makes you want to laugh and cry simultaneously.

TFW, you read "tingling numbness" as "tingling dumbass."

#tfw #numbness #dumbass

#TFW your mom is up way too early on a #Caturday.

#CatsOfMastodon

#TFW you use a floating dumpster fire gif at work and it’s arguably work relevant…

#tfw you realise that a) you’re following at least TWO #xkcd bots and that b) You’re actually OK with this.

#tfw You have to email a government agency, explain in excruciating detail why your mail server (and any other that enforces #DMARC) can't receive certain emails they're sending that fail their DMARC policy, and then cross your fingers and pray that the tier 1 customer service rep who reads your email forwards it to someone who can fix the problem AND said someone actually takes the time to do it. *sigh*
#smtp #SysAdmin #MailAdmin

@Sbectol My pet peeve (no pun intended), is bringing dogs on the train, which is fine, but then allowing them to stand and sit on the seats. 😩 Seen lots of this on shiny new #TfW trains, not that it's any worse.

#TFW you idly swipe on your laptop screen and then remember that it's actually touch sensitive.

I'm gettin' spoilt by this here machine. XD

#tfw you have multiple interviews for an #infosec leadership position at a company, and the hiring manager ends up telling you they really wanted to hire you but couldn't convince the executive team to put the money in the budget, and then months later they add you to their marketing list, and then your #DMARC deployment tries to send them an aggregate report, and it bounces because their RUA inbox is broken, thus proving that they really should have hired you to clean up shit like that.

#TFW the plaintiff on Judge Judy submits video evidence of a home intruder but you spot Fallout in idle mode on the tv in the room, pip boy under inspection

#TFW taking an early flight—but at least it's to attend the @webhackfest and that's neat :neocat_3c:

#TFW you know you’re on the right bus but it’s dark and wet out there so you fire up the maps app to track where you are so you know when to get off…. #Perth

#tfw your tonsil prolapses

#TFW a nurse asks you to try to bully your mother into eating just like she did to you when you were but a wee lad. (It mostly didn’t work given how stubborn she is but I did try)

The new platform at #cardiffbay has opened. It’s huge! #tfw #southwalesmetro #cardiff

#TFW you slavishly comply with your Thunderbird Calendar Reminder to put out the bins this evening, then kerbside, feel somewhat unsettled as you glance up & down the street, espying no other bins.

You know that feeling when you're at a live music show and the audience cam turns to you, and you notice it, and you try to look cool, but miserably fail at it?

I just saw someone in this situation.

#TFW #music #camera

#TFW Непользовался софтиной более года → забыл напрочь чокак. Ну т.е. не в смысле «разучился», а такое, что редактирование точек у тебя не появляется на главной панельке, а по правому клику не по точке — это минутка фрустрации. Хорошо, что я здесь один и никто не видел...

#TFW you idly turn your coffee mug on the desk next to your keyboard with one hand whilst fediversing, & you notice a distinctive grating sound, denoting some speck of dust / dirt between the two... then you get all huffy at the universe having a go at you for your slovenly housekeeping practices.