Kid's show found a way to light a lighthouse beacon.
Hubby to grandkid: Isn't it great they saved the ship?
Grandkid: yes, but.... it kinda looked like the Titanic and would have been interesting to explore undersea.
😳 proud, or horrified?
#thingskidssay
😂 Posted yesterday by #MischaCollins from the TV show #Supernatural . I thought it deserved to be shared on Mastodon.
#SupernaturalTVShow #NoKingsDay2 #NoKings #NoKingsProtests #Parenting #ThingsKidsSay #ProtestSigns #FunnySigns
A is currently reading "Kissed By the Moon" by Alison Lester by and turning each page saying
"and dem go somewhere eeeeelllssse"...
"and dem go somewhere eeeeelllssse"...
"and dem go somewhere eeeeelllssse"...
😂
Update, he's now 14 and still signs NEVER MINE for "never mind" 🥹 #kodaism #ThingsKidsSay #Linguistics
summer "daddy did you know when people were flying in the world wars they had to put codes in machines and they flew aeroplanes with engines that spin.... did you used to do that"
once again, how old does she think I am‽‽
OH: “I’m bored! Cos that cloud guy is SO slow!”
It’s all fun and games until you fart inside your all-encompassing chicken costume.
I put on Oliver for me and kiddo to watch while playing with Lego
There are so many questions about why everyone is so mean, poor and hungry.
Then , "is this what it was like when you were younger daddy?
how old does she think I am!!!!
wife: what would you give daddy's lasagna out of 10
daughter (5 years old at the time): 9 I love it
...
wife: what would make it a 10?
daughter: 1!
my wife reminded me of this conversation this morning.
I mean she wasn't wrong 1 would make it 10
#thingskidssay #notwrong
last night kido
"hey Google play baby sleep"
so complaining, no listening to ..is only for subscribers bs .
just played the correct one
also
"hey Google how many days is 20 days."
so many not a tech genius 😂
she meant what date in 20 days
My 11 year old started calling dice “math rocks” today. #thingskidssay #silly
The practice of wearing multiple layers of clothing in order to deal with varying temperatures shall henceforth no more be referred to as "onion" principle, but as "croissant" principle, for croissants are much tastier!
[as decreed by my son this morning]
In the meantime, had my hair cut and the front is half an inch too short to go in a ponytail and a piece hangs in front of my face when I look down.
I think "Eh, it's cute"
Eldest son: "That's weird, Mom. You look like... an *anglerfish*"
Complete with "mommy is an anglerfish" song.
Kids. They calls em as they sees em.
#parenting #Haircuts #Anglerfish #ThingsKidsSay
(Really no idea on hashtags here... #MommyIsAnAnglerfishLaLaLa ?)
“1887 That’s the longest life span I’ve ever heard. “ My seven year old assuming it has been the same groundhog for all this time
(got the date of the festival after asking Google if the groundhog saw is shadow 😂)
( also for context: Groundhog Day is a festival in Pennsylvania in February where a groundhog predicts the end of winter by whether or not it saw its shadow based) #ThingsKidsSay #kids #parenting #groundhogday #winter
Parenting is such fun.
Tonight I served chicken nuggets.
Which prompted a discussion about my middle schooler's social studies class, because apparently while studying Egypt, they are mummifying a chicken.
Um. Welcome to my dinner table. Where, fortunately, the nuggets are NOT mummified.
Kids can give you such a reality check. Youngest "helping" clean the front room. Clearly learnt from somewhere that this involves saying "oh my god" in a despairing tone as you go 😳😳😳 #thingskidssay #cleaningdays
My daughter told me:
"I'm very not watching Michaelplier!"
When I asked who Michaelplier is she started to explain, but told me to never mind before she got anywhere.
Who is Michaelplier? Are they actually just Markiplier (which is what I suspect), or are they a separate entity? I guess I don't mind too much as long as they're not like a Pewdiepie or a Logan Paul.
#youtuber #thingskidssay
My son just asked me with all seriousness, “does G.I. Joe stand for gastrointestinal Joe?” 👀😂
Summer “my poo is in slow motion” (aged 5)
My son said he was going to make a 4 person pong but that wasn’t “sterilizing” it. I wondered if he might mean like keeping the essence of the game while still modernizing it…or maybe avoid making it boring. I learned eventually he meant plagarizing it. Hazards of being 7 with a knack for picking up big vocabulary words 🤣. #kids #ThingsKidsSay
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