#Anthropocentrism and human #hubris:

🚾 Yeah, humans invented #toiletPaper in the 2nd century in China and fabricate it in the Western world since the 19th c! Before/elsewhere, they used shitsticks, clay shards, stones, sometimes even water. Animals would never do this!

Wait.

🐵 Chimpanzees would never scratch their skin with broken shards - they use leaves after having a poo. And make their own medicine from plants. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/may/14/chimpanzees-use-leaves-to-wipe-bums-and-clean-up-after-sex-study-finds

#health #hygiene #healing #animals #behaviour

#Toiletpaper shortage could be coming to US thanks to #Trump #tariffs.

#USPol a toilet paper shortage won’t bother Trump, he’s been using the #AmericanFlag for years.

#auspol #TrumpCoup #TrumpBribes #RussianAsset

https://nypost.com/2025/05/09/business/toilet-paper-shortage-could-be-coming-to-us-thanks-to-trump-tariffs/

The Bad Thing(tm) about being a tinkerer, is that we're never done with our projects.

The Good Thing(tm) about being a tinkerer, is that we're never done with our projects.

Version 3.0 of my Cat Proof toilet paper holder: https://www.printables.com/model/1292518-cat-proof-toilet-paper-holder-v30

Print it and mount it in your bathroom to show those little buggers who's the boss... And they will promptly find another way to prove that THEY are...

Oh, well, at least your TP will be safe(ish)...

#cats #toilet #toiletpaper #catproof #3dprinting #3dmodeling #tinkering

This 134-Year-Old Patent Reveals The Proper Way to Hang Toilet Paper

It won't stop the arguments.

https://www.sciencealert.com/this-134-year-old-patent-reveals-the-proper-way-to-hang-toilet-paper

#ScienceAlert #ToiletPaper

How #TOILETPAPER ROLLS are Made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0D910qNLgY

#trivia

Trump staffers are hoarding toilet paper and cash while telling you everything's fine https://boingboing.net/2025/05/01/trump-staffers-are-hoarding-toilet-paper-and-cash-while-telling-you-everythings-fine.html

#ToiletPaper #USpol #usEconomy #tariff

The next time you think about how lousy your job is, try to remember that there's probably someone whose job is worse.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DirtyJob #ToiletPaper #DirtyJobs #TP #IHateMyJob

My little sister gives the best gifts. Saving this #toiletpaper for the apocalypse. #shittodo

Aamulla mietiskelin, pitäisikö vessapaperit ruveta kasvattamaan itse. Suomessa siihen tosin ehkä tarvittaisiin kasvihuonetta. Ja pytty pitäisi kai vaihtaa kompostoivaan malliin.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/future/article/20241203-the-people-growing-their-own-sustainable-toilet-paper-plant

#vessapaperi #toiletpaper

Can somebody just explain to me why every time Trump is elected president, we end up having a toilet paper shortage?

What an asshole.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trumps-tariffs-on-canadian-lumber-could-result-in-toilet-paper-shortages-in-the-us-200334726.html

#Trump #Tariffs #ToiletPaper

Like people keep saying on here the #tarriffs are just a huge tax on lower class which currently has 90 percent of the tax burden. VS the #rich. #Project2025 elites want to do away with other tax types and do a #consumptionTax which obviously wouldn't affect corporations and would make them more profitable. #Everything is going to go up BECAUSE WE IMPORT EVERYTHING #toiletpaper will be unavailable again. Donald #Trump doesn't care about YOU.

#CanYouSeeMtHoodFromBurlingameFMpickupSpot4 at 2:05pm on April 1st?

Yes.

Haha no. Still, it didn't rain until I got home. #leaveTheCarAtHome #pdxTST #pdxBikes #cargoBikes #eBikes #BikeTooter #spring #Portland #toiletPaper

https://www.mamavation.com/beauty/indications-of-toxic-pfas-forever-chemicals-found-in-toilet-paper-report.html
#ToiletPaper #Environment #Health #BambooTP #PFAS

Buckle up Americans. Look what's coming! 😂
Remember Toilet Paper Shortage? :ablobcatwave:

Note: Trump's Administration must be in panic mode - they'll be needing this to clean up their security mess. 🤣

#TariffsOnCanadianProducts Could Cause a U.S. #ToiletPaperShortage #TrumpTariffs #TrumpRegime #CanadianPulpAndPaper #ToiletPaper #AmericanPolitics #Canada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM1UDZp3BHY

Bredt udvalg af #toiletpaper på #münchen Hbf.👑

#putin #russia #calendar #ukrainewar #ukraine #lavatory #toiletpaper
Yes, we love them! They’re soft, strong, thoroughly absorbent, and last a lot longer than normal toilet rolls…

Executive Orders #executiveorders #trump #toiletpaper #cartoon

Everything in the distant past is bad—especially the lack of bathroom hygiene.

An antique claddagh ring unexpectedly sends Charlotte 300 years into the past. How does a modern woman blend into a society that treats women as second class citizens? And more importantly, how does she get home?

Listen now: https://bit.ly/4hzz6uC

#AlmostPlausible #CladdaghRing #ToiletPaper #TimeTravel #Podcast #Comedy #Improv #Screenwriting #Movie