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#uhNO

I don't speak French, but I'd call anyone who pays $28,270 for 2 1/2 ounces of cologne a "diptyque," too. 3 ounces MAYBE, but not 2 1/2, you diptyque. Where's Rosco P. Coltrane?

#cologne #French #diptyque #expensive #uhNO #funny #humor #dipstick #RoscoPColtrane

@Kels_316 friend of mine was into speleology. Used to go on trips to caves in northern Spain and once did a push 1km below surface Just describing it to me gave me the absolute heebeejeebees.

#nope #uhno #gtfo