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@LordCaramac @dormouse759 not me! #unix_surrealism on irc.libera.chat

phoenix

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/35711876

phoenix
#unix_surrealism #technomage #comic #fortune #internet

Girl and Fish visit the fortune teller.

Fortune teller: "The internet as they know it is dying? Be the killing blow."

Unix Surrealism comic chat would be too powerful.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/35670462?scrollToComments=true
#unix_surrealism

Penguin & Puffy, Jerk City style:
Did our business license expire or can I still walk around with a tray of unix surrealism stickers like a cigarette girl

do you even fit into y our cocktail dress

the sons of the children of bios

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/35524542

Free Data #unix_surrealism

⑨ Bun OS

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/35075281

lib of innocent fun

#unix_surrealism #comic #rabbit #nine #9front

Rabbit is reading Samizdat 9 News. Nine comes up.

Nine: "Yo!"

Rabbit: "Nine, what's up?"

Nine: "I made a new thing! Come see!"

Rabbit: "OK."

It's a Magic 8 ball, but it's 9 instead.

Rabbit: "I get it, magic 9 ball. Very funny."

Nine: "Go on! Shake it!"

Rabbit shakes the 9 ball.

Ball: "Your report is complete bullshit."

Nine is ecstatic: "AGAIN!"

Rabbit shakes it again.

Ball: "You are probably holding it wrong."

Rabbit looks at Nine: "/lib/theo?"

Nine laughs.

lib of innocent fun

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/34929008

The CYBERDECK never fails. It’s rude and in your face. #unix_surrealism

A screenshot of the CYBERDECK, a unix_surrealism divination tool. It is brutal.

@mothcompute
OpenBSD and the #unix_surrealism cult: allow us to introduce ourselves
@domi

p156 ii

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/34518729

Puffy is grieving at the Fish memorial. He is approached by a robed figure. It's Rabbit. Puffy: "Didn't expect you to show up. Thanks..." Rabbit: "I knew them too, you know." A long time ago before the invention of color: Rabbit boy stands in a crowd of people observing a MATA_Bot firing squad. Many fish are staring down rifle barrels. Shots rang out. Rabbit cries. Baby Puffy is hiding in a coat of one of the observers.

p156 ii

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage

Puffy is grieving at the Fish memorial. He is approached by a robed figure. It's Rabbit.

Puffy: "Didn't expect you to show up. Thanks..."

Rabbit: "I knew them too, you know."

A long time ago before the invention of color:

Rabbit boy stands in a crowd of people observing a MATA_Bot firing squad. Many fish are staring down rifle barrels.

Shots rang out. Rabbit cries.

Baby Puffy is hiding in a coat of one of the observers.

Live interview going live in about an hour in the future-toot (on the completely empty 'new official show mastodon' @screwlisp@gamerplus.org ) https://gamerplus.org/@screwlisp/114502785984224758

also the banner is #unix_surrealism by @prahou

@kentpitman @sacha @mdhughes @hairylarry @nosrednayduj @rat

p156

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/34483899

p156

#unix_surrealism #technomage #openbsd #9front #linux #comic #ksh

Puffy is going on a trip, leaving behind Girl and Penguin. He addresses them as he's getting dressed.

Puffy: "I'll be back in a few days. You know what to do?"

Girl, holding The NEW Kornshell book: "Page 156!"

Puffy, to Penguin: "And you?"

Penguin, annoyed: "Nobody touches your nethack save..."

Puffy leaves.

Girl to Penguin: "Get the 9front iso."

Penguin gulps.

...

Puffy traverses the desert at night, reaching a memorial stone.

It reads: "In honor of the fish who gave their lives for freedom"

Dozens of fish emblems follow.

I'm almost done with a new web comic piece. https://fosswars.thewebcomicseries.com #unix_surrealism #webcomics

vintage berliner

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/34453201

vintage berliner

#unix_surrealism #comic #technomage #mata

It's a demonic army of semi-sentient Mata bots and burning cities.

Girl is recalling her dream to Puffy.

Girl: "And then the evil robot army laid waste to all that was free."

Puffy: "That was no dream."

Girl is surprised. Puffy begins rummaging through old things.

Puffy: "Here it is."

He recovers very old newspapers.

Puffy: "That really happened."

The paper:

MAY 20**
BERLINER
-
MATA KILLS THE WORLD
...APPARENTLY ON PURPOSE?

satanix

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/34395986

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