Farooq sees 71% RAM usage on his poor laptop. And he opens htop and immediately presses M.

The processes are looking carefully at Farooq. And Farooq is looking carefully at them. Who is the Mafia and who is the Townie?

And then Farooq finds out tons of LibreWolf processes, consuming together much of the RAM...

Finally the death knocks the door of one of processes.

Farooq feels a relief. RAM usage is back to normal.

#Linux #htop #techhumor #shortstory #linuxstory #linuxshortstory #linuxhumor #opensource #unixhumor

click click click doas pacman -S hexchat... returns few moments later... shoot I installed it on the remote machine...

Let's see the bright side! The remote machine wasn't a server!

EDIT: I think now you know why you need the hostname in your shell prompt.

#ssh #sshhumor #linuxhumor #dailynote #opensource #archlnux #techhumor #linux #unixhumor

New blog post: a joke, before someone sues me.

matchctl: The First Dating App for Linux Users (Because You've Already Mounted /dev/sad)

No GUI. No hope. Just emotionally chrooted sysadmins trying to pipe affection into stdin.

Includes systemd ghosting, Flatpak intimacy isolation, consent-aware SSH, and a Snap blocklist.
Premium unlocks /dev/date and unsafe syscalls.
Profiles are written in ini. Flirting is encrypted.
Love is a systemd unit you forgot to enable.

This is satire. If it feels too real, that’s not my fault.

https://fireborn.mataroa.blog/blog/matchctl-the-first-dating-app-for-linux-users-because-youve-already-mounted-devsad/

#UnixHumor #TerminalDating #EmotionallySandboxed #DevOpsRomance

Meanwhile in our little #DeltaChat group of geeks:

Mat posts a screenshot of doing a command as root while the command is prefixed with sudo
Mat: ok found the process and killed it
rtn: Why are you using sudo when you are root?
fatboy: Good question. Some sudo science going on here
Ellie: I do it all the time cuz I forget lol. sudoception

#Linux #Linuxhumor #unixhumor #humor

How to exit #vim

https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim/blob/master/README.md

#unixhumor #funny

Finally a keyboard worth for emacs! #unixhumor #netzfund

man this is @bofh_excuses favorite day! solar flares and ejects are headed to earth now!

what did you say your lusername was again? #bofh #unixHumor

@nova i got all excited because i thought we were talking about alpine, the email client that used to be known as pine and is now re-re-named to re-alpine iirc #mua #email #pineIsntElm #unixHumor

@benjaminhollon @sotolf

All the other kids with the pumped up compositors better run, better run faster than my xlogo
All the other kids with the pumped up wlroots better run, better run, faster than my xeyes!

#UnixHumor #UnixMusic #AnAttemptWasMade

@TrollDecker @halcy

Well, ed is the standard editor... ;-)

#UnixHumor