Dear Friends of #vampires,
As it was misty this morning went to #photograph some fellow wer-critters. It was far lighter than I expected and they were obviously already in their coffins.
Did not take steaks or stakes with me. That would just be rude.
As some of you may know:
- Most aristo are #vampira eg. Kuntz Dragkool (The #Drag on), #princess randy-andy-pandy the unsweating, #Ivanka Tramp and her lonely son Barren Tramp of Orange.
- Many priests are vampires, yep suckers!
- They can only transmogrify with botox, fad diets, #drugs and implants
Hope that is of some use to the pseudo-seance #community.
You are welcome