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Got a good chuckle driving to the eye doctor earlier when this total chud was behind me #wankpanzer #CyberCucks #Tesler

A rearview mirror captures a view of a Tesler Cybertruck with red wrap and a large mustache decal on the front end

The deepest irony is a cybertruck with a Canadian Veterans PPCLI license plate.

Princess Patricia's Canadian light infantry fought WWII fascist regimes.

How many layers of blinders do you have to have on in order to be driving that truck without the weight of the grave-bound gaze of those soldiers crushing you.

It is being driven by a mustachiod bro, of course.
#musk #fascism #nazitruck #wankpanzer

A dump truck is in front of me with a veterans license plate.

Rise of the #Wankpanzer – 'Autobesity' – is a scourge on our roads. Regulators squibbed barring these dangerous monsters, risking our most vulnerable. Their drivers have killed & maimed as a direct consequence of regulator capture, while wrecking roads & the planet. www.abc.net.au/religion/why...

Why couldn’t Australia resist ...

> Cybertruck Burned So Severely That Its Driver's Bones Disintegrated https://futurism.com/cybertruck-burned-driver-bones-disintegrated

This says it all: "It must've been an absolutely brutal way to go." 🔥

#IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #Deplorean #DeathTrap #BoycottTesla #swasticar

> Tesla Stock Plummets as Company Abruptly Halts Production of Cybertruck and Model Y https://futurism.com/tesla-stock-cybertruck-production

Company still solvent so fuck 'em and continue to #BoycottTesla

#swasticar #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Deplorean #Douchemobile

Kinder? Welche Kinder.... https://www.transportenvironment.org/te-deutschland/articles/motorhauben-von-neuen-autos-werden-jedes-jahr-einen-halben-zentimeter-hoeher #Wankpanzer #SUV

@drrimmer congratulation Nazis, you bought a #wankpanzer

@georgetakei That #WankPanzer should have been decked out with #trans flags!

@tinydoctor @TheBreadmonkey

Now, we have the #Wankpanzer for all your onanistic needs.

Tesla Cybertruck, commonly called the Wankpanzer, with German Wehrmacht insignia.

So far they're not street legal in either Australia or NZ. Or the UK for that matter.

Here in NZ we generally refer to it as a WankPanzer.

@BloodyHell @tdp_org

#wankpanzer #swasticar

so gd fugly
#cybertruck #wankpanzer #cyberdump

a picture across a parking lot toward a bank of tesla chargers is focused on a matt black cybertruck backing into a spot. The back is flat

Used #Cybertruck prices crash now that the #WankPanzer's novelty has worn off. And who really wants to be seen in a #Swasticar anyway? https://www.forbes.com/sites/brookecrothers/2025/05/26/as-tesla-cybertruck-market-collapses-used-price-gets-real/

@tim_lavoie @jalefkowit @JizzelEtBass
Not in the time it takes to rescue a child from a sinking #WankPanzer. 😐

@jalefkowit @JizzelEtBass @tim_lavoie
From the #WankPanzer's shatter-proof windows to the Model-Y (and I assume X as well) not having manual door releases...

#TheElongatedMuskrat's cars are rolling death traps that have no business being on the road.

@alice @mayintoronto

🔥#Wankpanzer 🔥

@FantasticalEconomics

Only the intransigently stupid will buy a #Wankpanzer cyber stuck.

:mastodon:

#Deutschland: Europas #Steuerparadies für umweltschädliche SUVs

Anstatt die Steuern auf schwere #SUVs zu erhöhen, tut die Regierung des Landes mit dem größten Automarkt Europas das Gegenteil: Die Vorteile, die Unternehmen in Deutschland für einen großen #SUV erhalten, überwiegen die Steuern, die sie zahlen müssen.

Deutschland setzt damit im europäischen Vergleich in diesem Bereich die größten #Fehlanreize. Hauptgründe für das schlechte Abschneiden sind das Fehlen einer #Erstzulassungssteuer und die großen Vorteile, die Unternehmen durch Mehrwertsteuerabzüge und Abschreibungsmöglichkeiten erhalten.

Der Unterschied zum zweitgrößten Automobilmarkt der EU, Frankreich, ist bemerkenswert: In #Frankreich zahlen Unternehmen über einen Zeitraum von vier Jahren Steuern in Höhe von bis zu 142.912 €, während sie in Deutschland 7.072 € erstattet bekommen.

@verkehrswende

Quelle: "Good Tax Guide 2025" von T&E:
https://www.transportenvironment.org/topics/cars/good-tax-guide

#Verkehrspolitik #Verkehrswende #Firmenwagen #Dienstwagen #Dienstwagenprivileg
#CDU #SPD #SchwarzRot #Kleiko #Klimapolitik #Klimakrise #Autolobby #FCKSUV #Stadtpanzer #Wankpanzer #Klimaschmutzlobby #Milliardenlobby #KlimaschädlicheSubventionen #UmweltschädlicheSubventionien #DelayIsTheNewDenial