#whatwassaidwhatwasheard

2024-12-01

Said: Help me understand why you decided to…

Heard: What in the flip-flopping fuck were you thinking when you…

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Shade the AshCladShade_the_AshClad
2024-11-30

In the early days of commercially viable, speech-recognition software, I used a dictation program to write an essay about conformity. Every time I said "conformity", the program wrote down, “cum4me”. I wonder where the programmers got their datasets.

NWBison🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕NWBison
2024-11-30

True story, happened just now!

I just heard a streaming audio ad: “After 50 years King County Metro is still growing, and soaking you.”

But he likely said, “… and so can you.”

Illustration of King Count Metro bus careening, flaming, driven by hooded skeleton, and full of ghouls and goblins
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2024-11-30

Said: Happy Hollandaise!
Heard: Mer et Chateaubriand!

Dish of hollandaise sauce with sprig of parsley.  Also a half lemon, small jar of yellow sauce with a spoon in it, and a whisk with yellow sauce dripping from the endPlatter of sliced, lobster stuffed chateaubriand
Morpilim Perduraboordabchao@kolektiva.social
2024-11-30

#WhatWasSaidWhatWasHeard I don't want to sound privileged and racist but you black people have learn to let go of the past .... I am really deeply racist and try to hide it but my feelings get injured by Black Lives Matter protestors bringing up the racist past of 'merica.

2024-11-30

"Bless your heart"

"Blasphemous fart"

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NWBison🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕NWBison
2024-11-30

Said: I don’t mean to be rude, but …
Heard: I mean to be rude, and …

Chalkwhitehandsandrewplord@mas.to
2024-11-30

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"You'll do..."

"I'll love you till the end of time my darling, love of my life!"

2024-11-30

Civitas

Kiwi Toss

Roman History class (b4 I took Latin— even took notes for the class for the office of students with disabilities and typed it up like that— anonymously thank goodness 😅)

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Megan Marie Hartmeganmariehart
2024-11-30

Said: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Heard: You’re the devil in disguise.

2024-11-30

Said: get me another beer.

Heard: get me another, dear.

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NWBison🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕NWBison
2024-11-30

Passer-by warned, “Loose Seal!”
Buster Bluth heard, “Lucille!”

Clothed man in water, wearing multiple flotation devices, with look of horror as a seal swims toward him
LAUREN :bacall_fire:noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2024-11-30

What was said: uh-uh
What was heard: mmhmm

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Paul Chambers🚧paul@oldfriends.live
2024-11-30

#TrueStory When I was extremely, extremely young, I thought "Three Wise Men" in the Christmas story was "Three White Hens"

I threw such a tantrum when there were no chickens that my grandparents that raised me had to add three ceramic chickens to the fireplace mantel's nativity set

To this day, 50 years later, many people in my family have three chickens in their nativity displays and have no understanding why except that is the way the family patriarchs of the 1970s 80's and part of the 90s did it and they followed suit.

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The Other Doug Jones 🇨🇦😎🖖 Elbows Up!dhj1961@mstdn.ca
2024-11-30

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Said: You idiots are so easily mislead.

Heard: Axe the tax!

2024-11-30

Sung: Exhuming McCarthy
Heard: We're stealing your car keys

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The Other Doug Jones 🇨🇦😎🖖 Elbows Up!dhj1961@mstdn.ca
2024-11-30

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Said: Smoke on the water. A fire in the sky.

Heard: Slow motion Walter. Fire engine guy.

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