#yotta

2025-04-24

I wonder if those particular air intakes work better than the scoops on snorkels. 🤔

#toyota #yotta #hilux

apnews.com/article/congo-m23-c

Bunch of armed men sitting in a Toyota Hilux with a snorkel
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-04-09

oh look, another #fintech bankruptcy involving Evolve Bank & Trust.

some other fun places Evolve has popped up:

1. issuer of #FTX and #BlockFi debit cards (before those companies blew up and customers lost all their money)
2. #GeorgeSantos and #AndyOgles held their campaign money at Evolve
3. #Synapse bankruptcy which cost customers of a bunch of fintech "banks" like #Yotta most if not all of their money
4. Partnered with "anti-woke" fintech #GloriFi
5. Got hacked by Russia midway through Synapse bankruptcy proceedings
6. Anonymous crypto debit card issuer for #ZELF
7. Frequently found to be the bank used by #pigbutchering fraudsters
8. Sanctioned by federal reserve for #moneylaundering

The fact that Evolve has not been shut down is insane. Banking system cannot survive if these kinds of bad actors roam free like the wind.

* more on Evolve: fintechbusinessweekly.substack
* even more: fintechbusinessweekly.substack

#EvolveBank #EvolveBankAndTrust #finreg #Banking #uspol #AML #BaaS #Russia #putin

SCOOP: Another BaaS platform bankruptcy (yes, it involves troubled Evolve Bank & Trust)

BaaS platform Solid declares bankruptcy; it had partnered with Evolve Bank & Trust, CBW Bank & Lewis & Clark Bank.

What we know:

Solid memorably was sued by its own investors, FTV, who accused the company of manipulating revenue numbers during its Series B fundraise. The matter was ultimately settled with Solid buying back FTV's stake at a 56% discount.

Solid and Evolve have also been embroiled in lawsuits stemming from Solid's relationship with EZBanc, an entity with links to a convicted Russian money launder.

Suits stemming from the EZBanc relationship accuse Solid and Evolve of fraud, negligence, and breach of fiduciary duty, among other allegations.

Now, the company is seeking Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, according to a petition filed in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Delaware on Monday, April 7th.
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-01-12

🚨 owner of the #LATimes just invited the king of the crypto bros #MarcAndreessen, a man whose VC fund #a16z has backed innumerable scams in all shades of fraud (see: #Yotta and #Synapse most recently) in addition to companies that facilitate incredible amounts of Russian #moneylaundering to join the editorial board.

#KleptocracyIsComing

tweet: x.com/DrPatSoonShiong/status/1
more on a16z: cryptadamus.substack.com/p/of-

andreessen spewed so many outright lies on #JoeRogan a few weeks ago that it kind of spawned an entire cottage industry of line by line takedowns of his bullshit: universeodon.com/@cryptadamist

seems like the kind of guy #journalism needs right now

#MarcAndreessen #LosAngeles #LosAngelesTimes #Russia #Putin #Synapse #cryptocurrency #crypto #VC #venturecapital #DrPatSoonShiong #PatSoonShiong #SoonShiong #NerdReich #TheNerdReich #Broligarchs #Broligarchy

Tweet by Dr. Pat Soon-Shiong:

Is this you, @pmarca? Are you hedging your endorsements? But you’re not the only one who makes mistakes. I’ve made some—like endorsing Karen Bass. And that’s a big reason we didn’t endorse Kamala. I don’t have the luxury of a hedge. Now is the time for leadership, and I’ll welcome you to join our editorial board to be a part of the solution. I hope you will.
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2024-12-10

more great reporting from Jason Mikula on the #a16z / #MarcAndreessen backed financial disaster known as Synapse, the middleman behind Yotta and others that lost track of (and maybe lost) most of their customers’ money.

Andreessen’s desire to eliminate the #CFPB for “terrorizing” #fintech companies like Synapse suggests a desire to keep backing companies that will strip mine the wallets of uneducated consumers.

Seen also: Evolve Bank & Trust (a bank popular with players like #FTX and #GeorgeSantos), #VoyagerDigital (a crypto company backed by #MarcCuban that incinerated user deposits in 2022), and #MetropolitanCommercialBank (#MCB), a NY institution beloved by the far right in Israel.

fintechbusinessweekly.substack

#EvolveBank #EvolvebankAndTrust #Yotta #Synapse #JasonMikula #FintechBusinessWeekly

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2024-12-04

hey remember when #ElonMusk's partner in DOGE, part owner of #Twitter, and self-described "free speech absolutist" #MarcAndreessen threatened advertisers with criminal prosecution if they don't buy ads on #X? that was cool.

#a16z #crypto #freespeech #TheNerdReich #NerdReich #TechFascism #Synapse #Yotta

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2024-12-02

a much needed dismantling of the bullshit marc andreessen, a billionaire whose fund a16z is an incredible wrecker of average consumers' bank accounts all over the world, was spewing on the Joe Rogan Experience.

fintechbusinessweekly.substack

#JoeRogan #a16z #MarcAndreessen #Synapse #FintechBusinessWeekly #Fintech #baas #VC #VCs #venturecapital #crypto #cryptocurrency #Yotta #LVL #cfpb

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2024-11-30

Patrick Boyle does a good job giving #a16z chief bro and Nerd Reich mastermind Marc Andreessen a hard time for the insane statements made by the latter on the Joe Rogan Experience a few days ago.

tl;dr Andreessen claimed the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau needs to be eliminated because it's "Elizabeth Warren's personal agency that exists to terrorize fintech companies to prevent them from competing from the big banks" (I'm paraphrasing).

Conveniently unmentioned is that one of #a16z's big fintech investments, #Synapse, has lost something like $50-100 million in customer funds and is exactly the kind of company the #CFPB just announced it would try to regulate.

Andreessen's whole performance on Rogan was truly disgusting.

youtube.com/watch?v=SAFlRSftff

#JoeRogan #MarcAndreessen #fintech #Trump #Election2024 #ElonMusk #TheNerdReich #Yotta #PatrickBoyle

#Fintech #Syanapse and #Yotta thing still in the news. #EvolveBank Some customers being offered pennies on the dollar.
'The mystery of where those funds are hasn’t been solved, despite six months of court-mediated efforts between the four banks involved. That’s mostly because the estate of Andreessen Horowitz-backed Synapse doesn’t have the money to hire an outside firm to perform a full reconciliation of its ledgers, according to ... the bankruptcy trustee.'
finance.yahoo.com/news/no-mone

PUPUWEB Blogpupuweb
2024-11-24

Banking startup customers, including Yotta, report losing savings of $7,000 to $200,000+ following Synapse’s collapse, with US regulators refusing assistance. A wake-up call for fintech security! 💸🔒

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2024-09-08

🤑 George Santos and Andy Ogles, two well known pillars of virtue, held their campaign's money at the same bank that issued the #FTX debit cards, partnered with organized crime connected #crypto disaster #PrimeTrust, and can't find tens of millions of dollars of #Yotta's customers' money... #EvolveBank

details at the always excellent Fintech Business Weekly here: fintechbusinessweekly.substack

oh, and also: #DanFriedberg, the lawyer for FTX, #Tether, and the #UltimateBet fraud, was one of Santos's biggest donors 🤔

#moneylaundering #uspol #uspolitics #election2024 #2024Election #AndyOgles #GeorgeSantos #corruption #Synapse #Yotta #EvolvebankAndTrust #cryptocurrency #SBF #Russia #China #fintech

Why Did Political Campaigns Suddenly Start
Banking At Evolve?
According to Federal Election Commission filings, seemingly no campaign for federal office had used Evolve Bank & Trust until 2019 - but, by the 2022 election cycle, as Republicans were seeking to recapture control of the House of Representatives, 29
Congressional candidates and PACs supporting them reported having accounts there.
The sudden interest from campaigns in banking with Evolve is notable as accounts tied to political figures can entail higher risk for financial crimes, including bribery and money laundering.
And these risk aren't purely theoretical.
Disgraced New York Congressman George Santos pleaded guilty last month to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft related to his campaign. Tennessee Congressman Andy Ogles recently had his phone seized by the FBI as part of a probe into his campaign finances.
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2024-09-03

@KimCrayton1 especially when creeps like #a16z are pumping money into companies that more or less convince everyone they're a bank right up until the moment they collapse and everyone finds out FDIC insurance doesn't apply.

As just happened with #Synapse and #Yotta etc: prospect.org/economy/2024-06-1

What the collapse of one #fintech company tells us about bank regulations : Planet Money : NPR

‘The hidden world behind your new "banking" app’
#Yotta #Synapse #PlanetMoney
npr.org/2024/08/16/1197961372/

2024-06-03

Youtuber Bank Wont Let You Withdraw Money

The no-lose "bank" turned out to be a lie. It’s now a casino you cant withdraw from. I’m making this video in the hopes of accelerating people getting their money back.

#Yotta #scam

youtube.com/watch?v=bBUkajbg68

2024-04-25

I have a soft side for minimalistic forth-like languages.

I just liked what I saw in #yotta, not the least of it that it uses the .fs filename extension for its source code files.
github.com/typeswitch-dev/yott

Which makes me think that the only logical progression of a future yotta++ should avoid potential file naming ambiguities by using the .ffs filename extension instead.

#yottalang #forth

Найменшенькийbalaraz@social.net.ua
2024-02-17

Згадав як мене в школі на уроці інформатики намахали і як я потім здивувався коли дізнався правду.

Мені казали що в одному кілобайті 1024 байт, а в одному мегабайті 1024 кілобайт і так далі всього лиш до гігабайта. Чомусь продовження навіть не було згадане. І взагалі це не правда. Є два стандарти SI і IEC. У першому стандарті є одиниці #kilo, #mega, #giga, #tera, #peta, #exa, #zetta і #yotta. Вони дорівнюють 10 ^ 3-24, кожний наступний збільшує степінь на три.

IEC стандарт має одиниці #kibi, #mebi, #gibi, #tebi, #pebi, #exbi, #zebi та #yobi. Вони дорівнюють 2 ^ 10-80, кожна степінь збільшується на десять.

Добре що хоч в одному байті вісім біт.

#SI #IEC #стандарти #одиниці #дані #школа #інформатика #біт #байт #кіло #мега #гіга #тера #пета #екса #зетта #йотта #кібі #мібі #гібі #тебі #пебі #ексбі #зебі #йобі

Таблиця одиниц стандарту SIТаблиця одиниць стандарту IEC
2023-07-19

Still not all in on #Yotta, but I just got my #ChickenNuggets and assorted groceries for free, so I can't complain.

The tickets are for a lottery style drawing each day for up to a million dollars, but usually it's like $0.02 that they do instead of interest. Really low odds of winning anything good. The money is in the Cashback.

But if people sign up, we do both get free tickets.

#IWontSpam

join.withyotta.com/KINYUTAKA

Free chickie nuggies!
BastianosoBastianoso
2022-11-26

Es gibt nun zwei (eigentlich vier) neue Präfixe für Größenangaben: nach kommen nun und ! bastianoso.de/technologien/ein

Andreas Edler - alter Accountfilmfacts@mastodon.freifunk-minden.de
2020-04-29

Der #Yotta ... super Typ, nicht. #PromisUnterPalmen

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