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Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
Anton: So what happened?
Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!

Wow, #IdleHands is an underrated #movie, too funny! #SethGreen is my hero! ✋ 💀

@verge

Apple is special in their ability to spin a story about them blocking iPhone users from using RCS with Android users to some BS about privacy and security, when it's really just about the $$$. 🙄

@verge

If apple actually cared about privacy and security, they would make it compatible (and encrypted) between iPhone and Android, which runs on about 70% of the phones in the world. 🤔

I'm not actually in a hurry to get this package, but the updates are nuts and make no sense. Not sure Amazon should be allowed to deliver stuff on their own if this is what happens. 😬

Again, I'm not in a hurry, but I am getting tired of checking the doorstep because I want to be responsible and not leave a package on the doorstep all day...

Can anyone figure out what is going on with my #Amazon #delivery, because I don't get it. Said it was going to be here by 10:00pm yesterday (Tuesday, December 5th).

@jackwilliambell

Could it have been another civilization trying to say hi?

Also, gotta wonder what it takes to know where things were considering the amount of time it took for this to travel and the fact that everything is always moving...

@tech I do feel like Explorer was always the issue for web developers back when, now it seems like Safari is the problem.

This is why #Biden is probably the best president of my lifetime, because he is actually doing something about infrastructure & American manufacturing & not just talking about it. I'd bet this rating goes up in 2025. 👀

https://www.asce.org/publications-and-news/civil-engineering-source/civil-engineering-magazine/issues/magazine-issue/article/2021/03/asce-2021-report-card-marks-the-nations-infrastructure-progress

@brettk I use to listen to a few different tech podcasts and the only one that I wasn't constantly annoyed at for getting information wrong, that I still listen to to this day, is @verge.

Thank goodness once the car BS ends in episode four the series picks back up at the end of the episode. 😌

@verge On a positive note, I'm surprised there still is a Twitter, 😁 or whatever Elon is calling it. 🙄

To be fair the first season of Ash vs Evil Dead is one of the greatest things ever put on a television. But still, lets hope that was the low point of the series... 😬

I figured the second and third season of #AshvsEvilDead wouldn't hold up to the first, but the possesed car in the thrid episode of season two just wasn't funny... 😞

#AshvsEvilDead is to fake blood what #TheRedGreenShow is to duct tape. 😁

Over the top, but funny.

Automattic, the company that runs WordPress, Tumblr, Pocket Casts, and a number of other popular web properties, just made a different kind of acquisition: it’s buying Texts, a universal messaging app

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Watching #AshvsEvilDead (one of the greatest live-action shows of all time). Just finished one of the funniest scenes yet, where he's cutting up his evil clone with a chainsaw when "Just the Two of Us" starts playing; I was in tears. 🤣 🤣 🤣

https://youtu.be/ggoKnflDvAw?si=OVQZY8Xh85NQEadX

@tech Maybe they all had AOL... 🤔

@ben That's a solid quote. I've had a few jobs (mostly sales) that I would have preformed even better if management had settled down and just let me work, but then actually helped when I needed it.