@Jurassicnps I said before, Twitter users assuming people only talk about things they hate on Twitter tells you a lot about Twitter.

Is there a way to import follow lists into other instances? I’d rather not hit the follow button another 500 times.

I’m happy with all my new tooters, but I really don’t want to be cut off from my hell chat and garbage pals I’ve been building relationships with for quite some time now. Apparently they have moved to another server I don’t know how to reach and haven’t been sent an invite for. 😭

@Gargron :underheart: :underheart: :underheart: :underheart: :underheart: :underheart: :underheart: :underheart: :underheart: :underheart:

Cat’s hind leg keeps slipping off. He just pulls it back up. He’s done this at least 20 times now. He doesn’t shift position. Just pulls it back up, over and over. Be zen like my cat. 😸

@clarissawam @yuri56 @Gargron it’s fine. I’m still suffering from bird site paranoia.

@clarissawam @yuri56 @Gargron ?

Hey @Gargron, thanks for being you, my dude (via @36placebo)

@yuri56 @Gargron Don’t clutch those pearls too hard. You’ll have a stroke.

@Gargron @yuri56

*stands up, tears in eyes, clapping my ass off

@yuri56 That bullshit doesn't work on me man.

Toots are stored in the liver. I read it in the manual.

Checking the toots

Space Ghost! You Idiot!

gotta figure out what my schtick is gonna be on here since I can't just quote tweet some centrist and say "get a load of THIS jagoff" and get 500 faves

What is happening it's like the UPSIDE DOWN here

@ADUB A real strapping young lad.

Good morning Mastodon

Met this stranger with a broken tail while I was out for a walk.