Lmst

All the immigrants waving their U.S. flags outside the Paramount is one of my parents' enduring memory of Oakland.

You can consider this lib triggered.

Oh I'm big mad now. https://search.app/1PHSZ

Settle down, you do not need to send me any pictures of Cuba.

It would actually be pretty sick if we could do economic gains without just producing winners who win more than the losers lose.

Ok, we're going to do trickle-down economics again, but this time we'll call it "abundance."

It is a wonderful feeling to develop your infrastructure up to the point where you can move fast and (not actually) break things.

"Move fast and break things" doesn't mean "Test in prod."

My "I'm only bringing in so many LPs that have a song about wanting to fuck a teenager because apparently every rock band has at least one" tshirt is raising a lot of questions that are already answered by my tshirt.

"Also please stick to side one on this 2019 rerelease because side two has a song about wanting to fuck a teenager."

[Verse 2]
I can see that you're fifteen years old
No, I don't want your I.D
And I can see that you're so far from home, but
That's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

"And for this one, just side one, because side two has a song about wanting to fuck a teenager."

Teenage baby, you're a sweet young thing
Still tied to Mummy's apron strings
I don't even dare to ask your age
It's enough to know you're here backstage

You're jailbait
And I just can't wait
Jailbait baby, come on

(At vinyl night at the kava bar and handing over my stack) "Ok, so only play side two of this one because the first side has a song about wanting to fuck a teenager."

[Bridge]
If I ever caught her with Stevie P
I'd throw him back in the Penitentiary, now
And if I caught her with my mother's son
I'll call her daddy and get my gun

[Verse 3]
My Francine just turned thirteen
She's my angelic teenage queen
And I love her, she's all that I want
And I need her, she's all that I need

@chloetse Had some really good braised penis emoji off that list of bay area Chinese restaurants the other day. (China Village in Albany)

What if if we made computer God, and it was bad God? Maybe make good God instead?

Thank you, I'll be expecting my millions in research funds from Silicon Valley types shortly.

"In 2024, 169 officers made over $100,000 in overtime, public records reveal. Of these, 27 officers made over $200,000. The top earner, Timothy Dolan, who also serves as vice president of the police union, brought home nearly $500,000 of overtime in 2024."

https://oaklandside.org/2025/06/25/oakland-police-routinely-overspend-on-overtime-does-the-citys-new-budget-fix-this/

70s rock band "don't write a song about wanting to fuck a teenager" challenge level impossible

Also I went to the Mystery Spot.

My aunt got married.

I'm mad in real life now.

I assume these are the same people who didn't like the adaptation of Chainsaw Man.

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