Lmst

Al Mullen :tux: :vim: :dinosaur:

#wandering #hiking #infosec #DFARS #CMMC #GRC #DFIR #BCP #infrastructure #PCI #SOX #HIPAA #CISM

Al Mullen :tux: :vim: :dinosaur: boosted:

Morse Code :blobcatnerd:

@Toxic_Flange the favorite permission of DBAs everywhere

A gray Devon Rex cat is staying warm in front of a heating vent.

An interior view of a library showing a wooden card catalog system with numerous small drawers, accompanied by the text "Awww, my first search engine."

A play on the Time Magazine “Man of the Year” cover; Titled“Enchanter of the Year” with the name “TIM” showing Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python’s Holy Grail.

A community center sign reads: "I was kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me."

A humorous cartoon diagram titled "Every Cloud Architecture" illustrating various concepts in cloud architecture. It includes components like managed services, containers, databases, an event bus, a blame radius, and a data lake, along with playful annotations and exaggerated terms

Elf on the Shelf doll is taped to a wall with an “Alien” face hugger on its face. An opened “Alien” egg sits in front of the elf.

#catsofmastodon Fur-ocious

Orange cat yawning

This is why the US is unlikely to do much regarding data broker security

https://www.wired.com/story/how-pentagon-learned-targeted-ads-to-find-targets-and-vladimir-putin/

Parody movie poster featuring a George Constanza holding a telephone, with a cityscape background and text teasing a heroic "architect." Movie title "Art Vandelay" is a pun on "Die Hard," and "Coming this Festivus"

Mama duck nesting on her eggs

Mama duck on her nest

A red Volkswagen Beetle (Bug) parked on the street, with a license plate that reads "FEATURE."

An image of the Joker from a Batman movie with text overlay that reads, "Pepsi & Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and you want world peace!!"

Al Mullen :tux: :vim: :dinosaur: boosted:

When you are escalated to the highest level IT support person, this is their chair:

@paulasadoorian sorry, but THIS is the true throne of power

person sitting on a large, throne made of power distribution units (PDU), referencing the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones.

A close-up of Tucker, a fluffy orange/cream-colored cat, surveying his domain

4 panel comic depicting a character with a guitar and a group of characters chanting. Top left: "WHAT DO WE WANT?!" with guitar-playing character. Top right: "THE END OF AUTOCORRECT!" with a group cheering. Bottom left: “WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!”. Bottom right: “COW!”

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