AbsolutePotato

I have no pronouns, please do not refer to me
^when I first saw this and started using it it was just a funny thing to say. and now :agender:

I try to CW anything NSFW that I post, but I boost a lot of art and some of it may be pushing the line. Until you can add CWs to boosts, please use your best judgement and be careful.

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2025-07-05
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2025-07-05

This week's featured #MinecraftWiki article: The Poisonous Potato!

It's a type of potato that poisons the player when eaten, rarely dropping (2% chance) from harvesting fully-grown potato crops.

It was the main mascot of the Poisonous Potato update from April Fools 2024, and is commonly known as the most useless item in the game.

minecraft.wiki/w/Poisonous_Pot

The poisonous potato in its natural habitat (on an obsidian block, for some reason), with a beautiful cloudy sunset sky in the background.
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yeah my pronouns are they/them[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25][26][27][28][29][30][31][32][33][34][35][36][37][38][39][40][41][42][43][44][45][46][47] why'd you ask?

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Neodog with Glasses Plushie :neodog_glasses: :waow: woof@aria.dog
2025-07-05

im never buying another video game until steam brings back the sales catgirl

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:blobcrab_dance:ひまり:blobcrab_dance:hmr__i@misskey.io
2025-07-04
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2025-07-04

お題でキャラデザ
飴ちゃん

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2025-07-03

美味しい...

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Well, there is a Kate here.kate@shrike.club
2025-07-03

Lmfao someone at deltarune.wiki was sick of the Kris misgendering

Pronouns
they/them with 46 separate citations
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2025-07-03

WHYYYYY IS IT EDITED LIKE THAT ITS SO SCARY

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it's!! cassie!! time!!!aronia@tech.lgbt
2025-07-03

yeag,,

shinji ikari: "i will enjoy pride to the fullest"
shinji ikari on june 1st: bedrotting
shinji ikari on june 30th: bedrotting
shinji ikari: "what a good pride"
2025-07-03

the one time i remember it is the one time i cant be around to have it on

2025-07-03

WAIT FUCK I'M GONNA BE AWAY BASICALLY THE WHOLE TIME SGDQ IS ON THIS YEAR

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Asterism :neomouse_book:asterism@ni.hil.ist
2025-07-02
tweet from @VtuberMushi

Unemployed people are so puppy coded like oh you slept all day while | was at work and now you're happy I'm home to play games with you? Mm ok.
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2025-07-02

Made from Project Sekai's story board, in front of an empty white background decorated with a few floating colorful triangles, a thinking Hatsune Miku says "Hatsune Miku"
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2025-07-02

もっと長かった↓けど見栄え悪くてトリミングした

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2025-07-01
Don't give up on your dreams!! :<

keep sleeping!! :>
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2025-07-01

ハンバーガー
#イラスト

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2025-06-30
dialog box
is it worth it? have you thought about the consequences? are you sure?
yes / no / cancel
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みなとまち🐳minato_nat@misskey.io
2025-06-30

​:ablobcat_eieiou:​

2025-06-30

i wish i knew how to be a person

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