@peachymist on how much fun am I missing out, by being on Mastodon.....

@CenTdemeern1 (whispers) mooove tooo signaaalll

@tjhexf aww so pretty!

@ActuallyAubrey and half of them are incorrect lol

@chaos hastily removed testosterone

@KDHofAvalon she is clearly asking to become the roller in the vacuum head

@chirpbirb i meant "plague" but that is even better 😆

@chirpbirb invasive plaque

I once made an account on OpenSea and till this day I get crypto scams to my email. How the hell do I get rid of them.

My email inbox is squeaky clean other then them.

@alice You need to ask people to gaysplain it to you.

https://furry.engineer/@Albi/114723102852987704

@lunareclipse to make a printer work, you first need to get to know it's personality. Some printers work well in a friendly and inclusive environment and gift you with their work if you are nice to them. On the other hand there are brats. You basically need to use some (consensual) physical and verbal violence to make them listen to you. Sometimes you even need to pull the plug on them. Then they behave.

It's all about knowing how your printer reacts to it's environment.

There are also autistic printers that will stop working if overwhelm them.

If you have ADHD printer, it's better to stay silent to not distract it.

@darkphoenix i was once called bajek and it fricking means fairy tales in polish... I have no idea why i choose that...

@ret fair. You should also prolly inform google safebrowsing, since everything in this world seems to depend on it

@ret thay use more than just the domain. Their services seem to be proxied by cloudflare

@ret they obfuscated all the text in base 64 so you cannot highlight it lmao

@ret boy are they stupid. They didn't region lock it. That's 101 of phishing.
Check if your victim is from the country you are targeting.

@ret very realistic UUID

@julia @ellie it does work. I used it at a job before.

@ellie use infrared data transfer /j

but seriously, either a drive or network file share over ethernet

@natty looks like upscaled mindustry artstyle