@bees @malkosh it's all foreplay in the face of the ultimate nut: death

@PhoebeWallerPalladino aw dang :(

@PhoebeWallerPalladino good post triz

@Aleums :ablobcatbongo:

@horsefucker_thicc ahh, there it is

☠️skullsite admin announcement ☠️

We will NOT be a Guy Fieri Stan instance until this is rectified justly

https://www.post-gazette.com/local/westmoreland/2021/04/27/Guy-Fieri-restaurant-Live-Casino-rally-protest-workers-cooks-American-Kitchen-and-Bar-Nate-Ridley-Kendra-Gillcrese-Greensburg-Westmoreland/stories/202104270113

@sexybenfranklin @Aleums I took a lady's order one time. I'll never forget this. I say "Mam. That'll be $3.75. Please drive around" And then there's this long pause and then she goes "Where do I go? ...Where do you go?!" I wanted to say "You follow the one fucking road you're on to me! Ok mam you're gonna go to the Texaco station. Take a right. Go 5 and a half miles southeast. You're gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank. He'll take you to the whopper Lair. That's where you go."

Resistance bands? Oh, like Run the Jewels?

The normies have a new meme called “face vs personality” where they post a selfie and then a pic of a character they think represents their personality and ONCE AGAIN I am ASKING how many TIMES the normies are gonna REINVENT KINNING

@pyxis damn right own it

@pyxis you can just do corpse pose halfway through if you absolutely can't keep up

@pyxis do it

Make some noise if you're on the #toilet

@flowless2 goddammit it's 4am you asshole

@Aleums@slime.global barfs on the conforter

@flowless2 what do you WANT

@FirstProgenitor IT AIN'T RIGHT MIKA IT JUST AIN'T RIGHT

@FirstProgenitor I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FANTASY MANGA WHY ARE THERE CARS

@FirstProgenitor I don't believe for a moment that that twink can drive