I'm practically one of the only people who actually reads license agreements, to test extremely formal text with various TTS engines (sometimes I have a certain TTS engine read its own EULA). The weirdest one comes from the original Learnout and Hauspie (L&H) RealSpeak SAPI 4 unit selection 11 kHz Engine from 2001. This is the text:
To add your own license text to this dialog, specify your license agreement file in the Dialog editor.
Navigate to the User Interface view.
Select the LicenseAgreement dialog.
Choose to edit the dialog layout.
Once in the Dialog editor, select the Memo ScrollableText control.
Set FileName to the name of your license agreement RTF file.
After you build your release, your license text will be displayed in the License Agreement dialog.