Saw some more cool art at the museum!

'Tis the season to be working between Christmas and New Years and receiving nothing but out of office replies from everyone else who's not.

@ShiitakeToast @amorablackrose @alice@lgbtqia.space @alicemcalicepants I think lgbtqia.space and beige.party are both nice little spaces!

@DavidjCrook 🫂

@thefathippy My grandmother would be happy to hear that her analog Photoshopping skills were perfect.

@JamesK Still in Idaho, I see! (JK. I know you left at least once to go to the Bay Area)

The funny thing is, I specifically tried to pick a state where I didn't think anyone lived and it CLEARLY backfired. Sorry, friend!

@lffontenelle I can totally see that! At the risk of sounding Seinfeldian—what's up with all baby doll toys from back in the day having a weird scale that was too big for a dollhouse but too small to be the size of an actual baby.

@Kierkegaanks I wish! Unfortunately, I’m pretty much 50/50 between my parents.

Please see this very 1980s photo for reference and take special note of my weird Yolandi Visser haircut.

@MarcelNBG This may come as a complete surprise, but he grew up to be a normal sized adult.

@LikeItOrLumpIt I love this! I know there are plenty of photos where people crossed out exes with marker so I love the idea of someone cutting out a person from one photo and pasting it over a less favorable person on another like analog Photoshop!

@dannotdaniel It would have been fine had Kev not tried to punish me for swearing by shoving the bar of cilantro soap into my mouth A Christmas Story style.

Whenever I order Mexican food without cilantro, I make it a point to properly pronounce it as "cee-lahn-tro" so they know it's not because I'm an uncultured weak white person and instead because I have that dumb genetic defect that makes cilantro taste like soap/poison.

Whenever I hear a tourist shouting in a bar, I automatically assume they're saying "this is my first time out of Idaho!"

I come from a long line of Photoshoppers/photo editors.

For reference, please see this masterful work of art my grandmother created by pasting a photo of my youngest uncle onto an older family photo.

(My mom is the adorable little girl on the right)

@KevBot Oh, shoot. Shoulda googled DJ White Chocolate. Honestly, that guy was pretty close.

I seriously just thought it was a funny spontaneous nickname for a white person.

Kind of like when I was in a gas station while it was being robbed and one of the robbers called me "'Nilla" and told me not to worry and that I'd be okay.

Kev and I turned a corner and almost bumped into a man who looked at @KevBot and said "Whaddup, DJ White Chocolate!" so please don’t refer to him as anything but from this point forward.

@johnbloor It's one of my favorite movies! Part of Brett Easton Ellis' American Psycho family.

@johnbloor Yep! But more importantly the bloke out of The Rules of Attraction.

The people on Storage Wars will be like "This generic toaster with the frayed cord should get us about $175!" while simultaneously yanking rare coins out of meticulously curated binders and dumping them into a CoinStar machine.

@kimlockhartga 👯‍♂️