I'm all about the dogs
'bout the dogs
no kennel

Is that something? Is that anything?

@erinbee Carpentry skills? Nope. Medical training? Not a chance. Cool analog jams? HECK YEAH

Also me:

ᴮᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ

Me to me: STOP BUYING VINYL RECORDS.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A RECORD PLAYER

Is "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton an anti-cap anthem?

I got one of those pimples that looks like it should be on the cover of a Goosebumps book.

If someone says to you "I don't watch TV," do you expect them to have watched shows on Netflix?

I have the weirdest impulse when I stay up all night procrastinating that I don't wanna charge all my devices even when they're dead, I guess to punish myself or something??? It's the strangest 21st century form of self-flagellation I've ever heard of.

I would be the one to actively avoid making plans just so I could enjoy having the house to myself 😅

Every time my friends are like "does anyone want to hang out this weekend? My roommates are gone and I'm gonna be all alone :(" I have to remind myself that that's the normal response, and I'm probably the wierd one.

Type yy into Google

Things I learned today: my twin brother and I (fraternal) have opposite "good sides" when taking pictures 😳

Google searched "Bobasaur" on a whim, was not disappointed

Do planes usually have background music? Am I going crazy? This seems new

@June GOOD QUESTION, I think if you can hide that you're pregnant it counts. Conceiving in space, doesn't count.

Scale of 1-100, how hard do you think it would be to smuggle a baby onto the International Space Station AS one of the astronauts going up on a mission?

@Gargron YUP, and custom emotes with faces of streamers I've never heard of lol