Ludovic Archivist Lagouardette

Resident computer wizard that loves conjuring correct software

He/Him | They/Them | Any variation of those in any language

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Won't judge someone for shit, but won't let you destroy yourself without a word (except Aria, they know why)

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-31

@sleepyfox @kevlin @quux

Well, sh is definitely the archetype of a shell. But I still disagree that it is the norm. After all, I know more people familiar with PowerShell than sh or bash, and I generally prefer rc to either (but I am a 9p gremlin)

Similarly, the BiC ballpoints are archetypal items, like steel wire paperclips or keychains. But that neither makes their design the original one, nor the best. Archetypal items are just the most efficient to manufacture or implement while still being usable. Exactly what sh is

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-31

@nellePoint is that not just the best flavour? I mean, who can't dig a girl with a crowbar decorated like a magical girl staff on her utility belt?

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-31

@tef oh my god, do you mean that employees that benefit good protection and income, and are less stressed about their continued employment and can negociate workplace appropriate healthcare and protective equipment outperform high turnover operations? That would be communism /j

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-31

@semmelweisified whatever you do politically, you gotta be evil. If you Robin Hood the rich to balance classes, you are evil. If you refuse to do so and let people die in the streets, you are evil. All the choices are evil, and inaction is just as evil of a choice

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-31

@miya @iro_miya for evil

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-30

@sleepyfox @kevlin @quux well one would need to ask Pouzin and Schroeder where they would draw the like

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-30

@sleepyfox @kevlin @quux I mean, multics shell and RUNCOM would probably be the ogs, sh was the first one with pipes tho

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-30

@sleepyfox @kevlin @quux even when you say "the shell", almost every *nix flavour had its own shell. Yes, Bourne shell and Bourne again shell are the most common ones, but personally, when people do the supposition of GNU Bash, I enjoy being the contrarian that will give a solution for rc

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-30

@iximeow @mei when I read about that mild detection, I feel like my implementating Kahn algorithm and all to make dependency graphs to detect deadlock is slightly extra

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-30

@iro_miya @miya wesh Je vais venir voler vos ter pour ma région, c'est pas juste

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-30

@ghostlyash I don't think that will solve the problem, only 6 meters of tungsten between you and the camera can solve it at this point

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-30

@morgann @rail if I ever catch that leboeuf guy in an alleyway I swear to god I will make sure he never drives again

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-30
Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-29

She countered with her own haiku! I will have to find a strong reply

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-29

Ah, she pinged the other class now. I admire the grind to be fair. It would be hypocritical not to

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-29

夜の中
先生はまだ
仕えます

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-29

Absolutely no one:

Me, after getting a global ping by the school Japanese teacher after she sent a planning update at nearly 1AM to the student chat: *sends thinly veiled remark about her working too much at night as a haiku*

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-29

@JessiCum yeah, I get you. Fedi is filled with all the cuties

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-27

@nellePoint @limebot so that is how you decide to announce the inception of Hashida-chan Amadeus edition

Ludovic Archivist LagouardetteArchivist@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-27

@julia I have learned from experience to not trust cute people on their word. It's like trusting the cat when they say they didn't have food today

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