What's the over/under on Barron having bone spurs?

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Dear Lawmakers:
DO NOT let this war distract you from the "Big Beautiful Bill!"

If we do go to war in the Middle East, this might be a great time to buy an electric car.

So... when we go to war with Iran, will you MAGAts sign up, or plead bone spurs?

Hope all you MAGAs plunked down whatever cash you had left after buying your Trump phone for a new My Pillow, since Lindell is now on the hook for $2.3M. And you call yourself MAGA? Pfui!
https://apnews.com/article/mike-lindell-dominion-voting-defamation-2020-election-af473792a6e395d86ea6ca0f97742c3f

Hope all you MAGAs showed your loyalty to your god king and plunked down your hard-earned cash for a sub-par "gold" phone. No? And you call yourself MAGA! Pfui!
https://gizmodo.com/trumps-new-cash-grab-is-a-gold-iphone-lookalike-thats-worse-than-any-budget-android-2000616319

Old man unsure why he's still awake.

If there are more people in the parade than watching it, can you still call it "great" or "amazing?"

FSTL keeping it fierce. Whoever runs their social media deserves a medal. Or a parade.

Since Trump held his Teeny Weeny Peeny Parade during Pride Month, was it a Pride Parade in disguise?

Look, DonOLD, it's not the size of your crowd that's important, it's how much you paid each one to be there that's important. Follow me for more life-affirming tips.

Dear GOP:
ELEVEN MILLION PEOPLE
are not on your side.

How the AF did that pathetic excuse for a parade cost $45M? Where did the money ACTUALLY go?

The question isn't "What if they gave a birthday party and nobody came?" The question is "What if they gave a birthday party and the birthday bi... boy fell asleep?" Well, seems like we now have the answer to both those questions!

Happy Flag Day, everyone!

So... Trump is sending more federal troops to more places. Wonder what he's compensating for...

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