DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS TRICK ON A WIDE BODY OF WATER!

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A PET ROCK is perfect for people who hate animals, are allergic to animals, or who are not allowed to keep animals.

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bro gimme my blu labubruh lmfaoo 💙👌🏼 /hjpost

It is also nice, when you have house guests, to own a PET ROCK that will lie unobtrusively and lovingly, at your feet.

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After your PET ROCK has been in the sitting position for a while, give it the command, DOWN.

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Therefore, it is most important that you begin training immediately.

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A genuine, pedigreed PET ROCK will make a much more suitable companion.

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I just gotcha my first, and prolly last Labubu today. It’s a blu one, gifted by my fam to me at the mall.
I’m kinda of grateful, but the whole experience feels strangely off-balance. There’s this odd mix of “this shi is hella cute-weird and meaningful” and “this belongs to a kind of hyper-consumerist pop-culture cycle I don’t want to be part of ffs.”
I specifically kind of avoided the blind-box model when they asked me to choose which one. I didn’t wanted the gamblin dynamic, the artificial rarity chase, or the emotional manipulation baked into that system. If I was going to receive one, I wanted it to be kind of an intentional thing, not lucky-driven.
Still, now that the fact I’m holding it, I can’t ignore the environmental side: the PVC, the long-term waste, the fact that these toys often end up as landfill even though they barely degrade. It’s kind of weird seeing something meant for kiddies marketed with “luxury scarcity” logic.
I’m kind of trying to reframe it as a memory instead of a product, something tied to a moment with my family, not a gateway into the whole collectible machinery.
The feeling is hella complicated, but at least it’s honest.
#vent #venting #tought #toughts #toughtalk #toughtalking #philosophy

No special equipment is required in training your new pet.

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Repeat the command, STAY, and slowly back away from your rock.

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🚨 Google wants to kill Android freedom: Starting 2027, unverified apps can’t be DOWNLOADED.

➡️ No installation of independent apps

➡️ Destroys alternative playstores like F-Droid

➡️ Google decides what runs on YOUR phone

Help us fight this plan! ✊

https://tuta.com/blog/google-wants-to-kill-android-freedom

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📸: @BashakHimanself (yani ben)
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After seventy two hours have passed you may remove the rock from its box and begin enjoying your new pet.

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Place your rock on the ground at the top of a hill and give the command, ROLL OVER.

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After your PET ROCK has been in the sitting position for a while, give it the command, DOWN.

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