Chip Unicorn

Formerly @Chip_Unicorn . A perpetual student, here to read from more knowledgeable people more than to write. Software engineer, furry. Icon created by @rowyn

Suspected Mexican and Canadian sympathizer!

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GeePawHillGeePawHill
2025-06-16

Idunno what everybody's on about, we've used AI several times over the last decade, and the cows were just as pregnant as if we'd taken them to the stud.

2025-06-16

@GamingWithEars

@techsinger @WeirdWriter

As someone who has trouble understanding some things I read, when I'm a beta reader, I point out the areas that I have trouble understanding.

2025-06-16

@emery
Yes, yes, yes! Valsalia made the different yinglets very distinct.

And I appreciate the conflicts and resolutions so far. Every POV character has been sympathetic.

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ink and yarnemery@sunny.garden
2025-06-16

@Chip_Unicorn ...the KC Royals, I guess? I mean, it is right there in their name.

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2025-06-16

@Chip_Unicorn Burger King and Dairy Queen.

2025-06-16

@emery I was stunned by how wonderful it was. Yes, yinglets are a wish-fulfillment species ("What if a species had sex with EVERYTHING?")-- but I love them nonetheless.

And I found myself loving the huge, powerful, intelligent, long-living baxxids. And I hope that they get more depth.

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2025-06-15
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Dave Polaschek (he/him)davepolaschek@writing.exchange
2025-06-15

@Chip_Unicorn Prince, and he’s dead.

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Sindarina, Edge Case Detectivesindarina@ngmx.com
2025-06-15

@Chip_Unicorn Viola Davis, obviously.

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Strider Uwe πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡½UweHalfHand@norcal.social
2025-06-15

@Chip_Unicorn Elvis. Tina. BB. Nat. Aretha.

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2025-06-15

@Chip_Unicorn Drag kings and qveens

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Alex :autism: :neofox_flag_ace: :verified_coffee:alex@anarres.family
2025-06-15

@Chip_Unicorn Burger King and Dairy Queen.

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2025-06-15

@Chip_Unicorn

Except the royalty payments explicitly written into contracts.

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Pride-Flag Wavin' Gneechthe_gneech@meow.social
2025-06-15

@Chip_Unicorn Queen Latifah?

2025-06-15

@tilton
Toni's evenings have the other kind of pony play.

2025-06-15

@evan

@mattblaze

If I recall correctly, the Miami Herald had a good article and web app that answered that question.

And the answer was.... it depends.

If the recount had continued, who would have won depended on what you counted as a vote. Is it a vote if the person blacked an area that included one candidate but was mostly outside the circle? What about if the person made a slash somewhere near one candidate's box? Et cetera.

Different definitions of what counts for a vote gave different results.

2025-06-15

Fill in the blank:

The US has no royalty except ____________.

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Lily Ingersoll / Briarballoonpup@blimps.xyz
2025-06-15

"Put zat energy to good use, zhey said. Start a business, it'll be easy, zhey said. *sigh*"

In which Zeeeah finds out being a matriarch in a modern world isn't all it's cracked up to be.

This silliness was brought to you Hornbuckle

A squeaky yinglet in a matching squeaky fast food uniform stands behind the counter at Burger Ying.  A sign behind her advertises a Clam Burger for just $1.99.   There are speech bubbles coming from out of frame: 
- "Matriarrrrch!  I dropped all za burger patties into za fryer... zhat's where zhey go, right?"  
- "I zhink I set ze coller on fire again... sorry"
- "Zeeeah!  Zhe ice cream machine iz broken again... "
- "Yeah!  He waz swimming in it again!"  
- "Noooooomaybe...." 

Zeeeah sighs.
2025-06-15

@fesshole
And her keyboard was in the other room!

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This is a #FediHire post, but it's not about technology, so I don't know how helpful the fediverse will be.

I have a PHD in math and nine years of experience teaching university students. I want to leave higher education and become a high school math teacher, but I am not certified.

I'm in the U.S. and have no easy way to leave. I also can't go four years without an income or health insurance.

What states would be the easiest for me to get at least provisionally certified to teach in?

Also keep in mind that I'm trans, so I am only willing to move to a state where it's legal for me to interact with teenagers and get health care.

#Teaching #Math #MathTeacher #GetFediHired

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