Christal

I was ExcitableGurelle on Twitter and blogging. If you don't use alt text or use it lazily I will not boost or will unfollow. #TuberousSclerosis #ActuallyAutistic #Epilepsy #KidneyDisease #Tumors #Narcolepsy

2025-05-12

I mean, I present as a woman, so I'm used to guys taking ideas and then getting paid for them. But there? It's a free for all. So listen, they want my demographic to win for them but they want to act like the opposition? I'll treat you as such.

2025-05-12

At least when blogging, they have to work a little to glean your intellectual work.

2025-05-12

I gave it four months. It took about two weeks to fully become Facebook lite with a side order of being a garden of ideas for established shitty writers to steal fruit from

2025-05-12

**wipes Substack off her feet before entering**

2024-12-29

The Power of Rigorous Honesty in Healing Generational Trauma

The author reflects on their complex relationship with their mother, acknowledging both frustrating and loving moments. They address generational trauma, the importance of honesty, and the challenge of navigating personal boundaries. The narrative emphasizes self-awareness, growth from painful experiences, and the significance of kindness over being right in relationships.

excitablegurelle.com/2024/12/2

2024-12-20

MeidasTouch host Ben Meiselas reports on Republican Speaker of the House MAGA #MikeJohnson now on the verge of losing his Speakership after pissing off #ElonMusk and #trump
youtu.be/Vvo1QuY6tPg?si=LD5Xve

2024-12-19

Donald J. Trump has NEVER been an "alpha." He has ALWAYS been a "beta." First, Roy Cohen then Putin owned him. Elon Musk is his newest master and current President of the United States. #DonaldJTrump is not President. Call it what it is, folks.

PS. It's great that Flealong won't let me tag him anymore. It's almost as great as when Mr. Free Speech booted me for calling him a "c***" when he sexually harassed Bill Gates.

#ElonMusk #MAGA #GovernmentShutDown #Republicans

2024-12-19

Why is an undocumented alien from South Africa who is NOT an elected official the President of the United States? Trump is licking his grapes like a good flea-bitten cur. Donald J Trump abdicated his throne to long pork.

#GovernmentShutDown #MAGA @elonmusk #Republicans

2024-12-17

Conquering Dave: My Tumor Surgery Journey

It's done. Dave the Tumor is dead. That's an oversimplification because Dave's an asshole who complicates shit. (I hear the Dad jokes already--- "How can he be an asshole if he's a tumor?" **insert drum shot here**) There are weird concerns that travel through your head before going under. Mine was that I had eaten so much kale two day prior.

excitablegurelle.com/2024/12/1

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2024-12-15

A sharp and acute pain that becomes deeper as time passes in congruence with the body going in shock. A rapid heart rate, shallow breath, clammy skin, and disorientation, all caused by the hemorrhaging from the wound, not to mention the potential nerve, organ, and bone damage, all happening while lying on the cold ground, left to perish alone.

These are the last experiences of Brian Thompson, former CEO of UnitedHealthcare.

He didn't experience 1/1000ths of the pain he inflicted onto others.

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2024-12-15

I feel like any email starting with "this is a friendly reminder" is actually a lawyer with knuckle tats that say "per my last email".

2024-12-15

So, it's pathetically easy to put them off their guard. Remember, loose lips sink ships, comrade.

2024-12-13

I think I can

Ok, with sticks, stones, an old laptop with internet later... I think I have this all set. Please visit the full site at Love you, mean it.

excitablegurellecom.wordpress.

2024-12-13

Transforming Painful Goodbyes for Peaceful Living

Every epic journey twists and turns in ways the reader never expects. I guess somehow we forget our lives are epics. I'm always surprised by the lessons, data, and various scenes that unfold. I love a good plot twist or turn of phrase. The house has been fairly emptied of the violent, manipulative, or severely aggressive individuals. It appears the more balanced men in the background can flourish.

excitablegurellecom.wordpress.

2024-12-10

Sometimes, the social struggle between two people is worth it. A few times, the juice is worth the squeeze and will sustain you. There IS progress. We find not only COMMON ground but also the ability to change.

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2024-11-17

As former Illinois representative Joe Walsh wrote: ā€œDonald Trump just picked someone to oversee our intelligence who, herself, couldn’t pass a security clearance check. She couldn’t get security clearance. She couldn’t get a job in our intelligence community. Because she’s too compromised by Russia. Yet Trump picked her to run the whole thing.ā€

Patriots do not allow security check failures into sensitive government jobs.

November 15, 2024 Heather Cox Richardson
heathercoxrichardson.substack.

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2024-11-17
2024-11-09

Wanna know a little secret? If Magats and Federalist parasites *really* won they wouldn't have needed the Electoral College to hand them the country to rape.

Wanna know another one? Dems could have swept even without boomers.

You all dropped it by not answering calls to change it when we had the chance but gets keep doing it over and over again so each generations has to learn it through pain.

2024-11-09

*starts chanting and light fist pumping*
Eat His Face. Eat His Face.

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2024-11-09

The problems inherent in the belief are numerous.

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