@skyfire747 👋👋🖖🖖🤘🤘

Your car will never make that noise for the mechanic. Your car is like, “That’s my special noise; I only make that noise for you.”

I really need to do something about the unsafe work environment that my managers cause. #wfh #catsofmastodon #caturday

Why would I fuck around with this AI chat bullshit when I have a perfectly good magic 8 ball at home?

If you're lucky, one day, you might meet someone you want to spend your life with, and they will load the dishwasher in a radically different way than you.

🫶 you all

https://youtu.be/wewDyUPwJBE?si=Qx8odbDXdxDpCTXc

@LikeItOrLumpIt 🖖🖖🙌🙌

@APBBlue 😂

Am I a tortured person who listens to love songs? Or am I tortured by love songs?

The Shadow of Your Smile
Tony Bennett (1966)
https://song.link/us/i/182781961

@WrenArcher @Waitnwallflower I would expect nothing less, Wren! 🫶

@bazkie hey!

@Lizette603_23 I will

@bazkie Go spurs!

@Waitnwallflower @WrenArcher 🤣🤣🤣

The first two cups of coffee don’t count.

@theguardian_us_news 😡

When you see something happen that you know is wrong and others try to tell you it’s something different than what you saw, it’s not you who is blind.

Did I mention today is my Friday?
🫣😉

Yay for internet friends :)

@Lizette603_23 kidney stones maybe? Kidney infection?