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Comics Outta Context

Panels from #Comics - out of context. That makes them funnier...sometimes. Your home for #ComicsOutofContextAfterDark and #HalJordanRuinsEverything.  Also on Blue Sky at @comiccontext.bsky.social  Huge #TCMParty #ClassicFilm and #SilentFilm fan. #SaveTCM  #ClassicTV #GameShows. Endless fascination with vintage #PopCulture and #Books - and what people found entertaining over the last two centuries or so. Expect occasional tangents from the #comicbooks.

Close-up of holding hands. Narration:, “As his hand touches yours, and your eyes meet once more, you suddenly see yourself on the edge of the pit of his soul, looking into the blackness beneath you…“

#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark

Elasta-Girl stands panel right looking downward. Narration: "Shortly, as Rita expands her unique body...."

A skeptical looking Mary Jane Parker, and a wide eyed Aunt May look off panel as Mary Jane says, “Yes, Tiger, what? CAN you do?“

It’s rare #TCMParty intersects with Comics Outta Context. So, hi everyone.

In a black-and-white panel, a man stares downward at somebody; he’s looking crazy eyed as he says, “You’re wrong. There’s NOTHING more important than the MOVIES. Nothing.“

Iron Man surrounded by grateful construction workers. One says, “Thanks a HEAP, Mr.!“
“Anytime!” says Iron Man.
Another construction worker replies, “HEY HEY! Get a load of the CHEESECAKE heading this way! Weeeooo!”

In an unfurnished room, Herbie busts his head through the floor. With lollipop in mouth, and a POP sound effect.
Upon seeing this, a beautiful woman in a red dress starts to faint, gasping, “OH-HHH!

Inside a kitchen, the Beast sips soda pop sitting between Ms. Marvel and Pym at a table. Someone asks off panel, “…who’s got FIRST DEAL tonight?“ Ms. Marvel says, “EVENING, Mr. Grimm. Hope you don’t mind if I SET IN.“

A man, his head slightly turned to the right seems to be wearing a collared, red checkered shirt and holding a utensil in his hand as he says, “So. CRISIS or CANCELLATION?“

A purple skinned, wrinkled, villainous looking guy has his chin pointed down and eyes looking upward at somebody as he says, “You are greedy for the cause.“

The Silver Surfer sets on the back of a train wearing a trenchcoat, sunglasses and fedora. He has a newspaper tucked under one arm. In the foreground walking away from him is a hippie who says, “Like how come it always happens to ME? Every time I’m minding my own business on a train, I get stuck next to some nutty WEIRDO! You gotta be KIDDING with that corny WHITE SKIN bit, man!“

#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark

Flash Gordon is chained and wraps his arm chains around the neck of what seems to be a very large phallic red chile. Narration: “Down in the dungeons, Flash fights for his life with the writhing beast….”

The fist of The Thing extends upward and the sound effect, “POW!“ rests on the back of his hand.

Man-Bat looks upward with his arms extended, as he’s apparently flying and thinks, “Sure hated leaving FRANCINE like that, but at least she understands my determination to be the NEW YORK, CITY version of THE BATMAN! Most women would DITCH a husband who took off every night to play superhero….”

In a darkened room, a bald and excessively skinny evil looking man looks at someone off panel and says, “…you managed not to pee.”

The disembodied heads of a pensive nick Fury, and his howling commandos with black and white scenes of World War II behind them. Narration: ”Then, as the sleek craft rockets high into the atmosphere at a speed THREE TIMES of sound… The crew finds itself lost in a grim reverie of the HATE – FILLED PAST!“

“Dear Robert Kanigher:
Instead of killing Rock and Easy at the end of World War II, why don’t you keep them in Germany as part of a peacekeeping force?“

In a snowstorm, the haunted tank continues moving forward. Narration: “Before Jeb Stewart looms the towering apparition of the tanks, ghostly guardian… “
Jeb says, “General – – it’s been an uneventful patrol! Maybe the war is hibernating for the winter!“
The ghostly apparition of Robert E Lee on his ghost horse replies, “War never SLEEPS, Jeb! Beware of an old foe you CANNOT destroy!“ He oughta know.

Captain Marvel flies just over a young man’s head and they have a conversation. Narration: “Yes, CAPTAIN MARVEL has reached Brooklyn and FAT BILLY BATSON….” Captain Marvel says, “The three LIEUTENANT MARVEL‘s are needed in Pittsburgh!” The kid portly in jeans and a white sweatshirt and matching ballcap looks upward and replies, “FAT MARVEL will be there! SHAZAM!“

Narration: “sunrise!” From our bedroom window, the sun is shining over a hill and Willie in the final shirt and overalls, angrily points left arm and finger upward as he shouts, “GET UP MISTER!” A GROGGY ALF RAISES HIS HEAD AND SAYS, “HMM? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT QUAINT COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO?“

#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark

A handsome young man leans over bedside to an emaciated, elderly man, and asks, “WHAT problem, Pop?“ The old man replies, “Why the…the problem that has been with me…day and night. Shall there be made…MORE MEN like you…and WOMEN like you?“
The young man replies, “But – – I must be STERILE, or else I’d have fathered MANY children by now.“

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