It’s meant to be.

Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs

Lampposts For Binface
#BindependenceDay

Front page endorsement! #votebinface #BindependenceDay

Vote Count Binface and I will abolish VAR.

Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

I’ve put the form into alien life form.

I’m the form candidate for London mayor. In that I successfully filled out the form.

I'm delighted to announce my candidacy to be London Mayor 2024. And because I'm an intergalactic space warrior who practises what I preach, here is the news presented via the greatest medium in the omniverse: CEEFAX!

1 week to go to get me on the ballot for London Mayor, and YOU HAVE THE POWER! Do you, or anyone you know, live in any of these boroughs:

BARKING & DAGENHAM
HACKNEY
HARROW
KENSINGTON & CHELSEA
REDBRIDGE
CITY OF LONDON

If so, go to countbinface.com and email me. #BINDAY

LONDON! Count Binface calling. If you'd like to help celebrate British democracy in all its wondrous strangeness, you can sign my nomination form to run for mayor. I've got a week to go. Head to countbinface.com and drop me an email. And together #MakeYourVoteCount!

THIS ALIEN NEEDS YOU!
Would you like to sign my form and support me running for London mayor? I need to collect 10 signatures from each borough. If you'd like to help, head to countbinface.com and drop me an email. Galactic thanks! CB

It’s March! The March of Count Binface, that is. I’m nearly half-way to hitting the £10k deposit to run for London Mayor. Help me prove Britain still does democracy better than anywhere else, and together we can bring cheap croissants to the capital! Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

Parliament, I love you, but you are not serious people.

Something bincredible this way comes. Help me get to the £4k mark in my London mayoral fundraiser and I’ll drop my brand new weapon of mass distraction… 😉 gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

To prevent shitshow scenes in Parliament, I will do away with the outdated notion of having a Speaker in the middle of the House. Instead I will install four Speakers, one in each corner, to keep control quadrophonically. ‘Order Order’? I give you Fourder Fourder.

For real change, and to show that British democracy is the best in the galaxy, help get Count Binface on the ballot to run for Mayor of London. 6 weeks to go. Join me here! Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

For real change, and to show that British democracy is the best in the galaxy, help get Count Binface on the ballot to run for Mayor of London. 6 weeks to go. Join me here! Gofundme.com/f/countbinface2024

Vote Count Binface for Mayor of London and I will rename the Overground lines, as follows... #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount