some days I wonder what is the true hellsite

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bohb borgar

BARTENDER: What are you working on?

ME, QUICKLY HITTING MY HOME BUTTON: ...stocks

just got followed by a “mirror” bot. golly gee do I look good today

@ShyGuyShane between the relish and the rat poison

Where do you people keep your memes?

How do I find “the instance” and what powers does it give me

Hey remember when the pig flew

[no]

been thinking a lot about Porg Pogs
@StarWars just take all of my money

“boost” my nuts

1965: Two computers at MIT successfully communicate with one another

1973: The Internet is invented

1992: The first audio and video are distributed over the Internet

2005: YouTube launches

2018:

commence the strange

#music hey if y’all wanna make requests for things I can play on clarinet, I’ll take them

I mean not immediately because it’s broken

But eventually :sm64_n: :sm64_i: :sm64_c: :sm64_e:

#introduction

Hi I’m the CBP I’m on the run from 🐍THE LAW🐍 and I’m a cool dude

I like music and stuff. These aren’t my cats