Dan Johnson

Musician, guitar, modular synth, Ableton, composer, jazz, Beatles, soul, classic pop, funk, boom bap, minimalism, early Howard Skempton. Art ❤️ Kandinsky, Pollock, geometric, Bauhaus, harmonographs. Cats.

2023-05-09

Shit being pumped into the waterways, dividends almost tripled in a year and £60B debt between them.
Capitalism doing what it does best.
ft.com/content/ee03d551-8eee-4

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2023-05-06

"They don't care if you fucking starve.
Who do you think pays the bills for all those palaces?"

Anti-monarchist sticker spotted in Telford, UK

Red sticker on a pole featuring Charles & Camilla and the words "They don't care if you fucking starve.
Who do you think pays the bills for all those palaces?"
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2023-05-06

RT @NoContextBrits

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2023-05-06

While England is distracted with the coronation its current and former colonies should team up for an Ocean 11’s style heist of all their stolen wealth and cultural artifacts.

2023-04-29

@Simonscarfe I think your flash cards type of idea will help, like any language it’s just a case of doing it and doing it. Good luck! 😎

2023-04-29

@Simonscarfe Yep it’s all great stuff. Get ready for plenty of aha moments when you start substituting minor 7ths over the relative major and starting to slot diminished moves in between etc

2023-04-29

@Simonscarfe drop 2 voicings on the top 4 strings are arguably the most important vocabulary to have under your fingers 👍🏻

2023-04-23

I see Earth Day is yet another attempt to guilt consumers with no talk of the companies realistically causing almost all of accelerated climate change?

2023-04-10
2023-04-08

@Jyoti On the downside they are limited to only 2 (albeit tasty) flavours but they are (imo) better flavours, better noodles and cheaper which is a consideration when you bulk buy like I do. 😛

2023-04-08

@Jyoti I fully endorse them and bulk buy them for work BUT I have moved over to the Yumsu brand 😎💪🏻

2023-04-08

I have a pressing use for AI. I’m going through the whole of the back catalogue of “A Touch of Frost” on ITVX and I urgently need a real time soprano sax eliminator.
Cheers thanks! #crimedrama #atouchoffrost #itvx #sopranosaxophone

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2023-03-26

"Refugees didn't take away affordable housing, rich landlords and greedy politicians did"

Sticker seen in London

#classwar #fcknazis

2023-03-14

@Jonathanglick good catch thanks 😊

2023-03-14

I think I’m right that every instance of someone saying “wokeness” could be replaced with “kindness”
🤷‍♂️

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2023-03-14
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2023-03-14

Incredible. A female falcon was equipped with a satellite tracking system in South Africa before migrating to Finland. Image shows tracker data. In just 42 days she flew over 10.000km at an incredible average of 230 km per day and almost in a straight line.

📷via reddit@ChemBioJ

Map showing her route from South Africa to Finland, the only real deviation from a straight line is when she reached the Med where she alters course to stay over land.
2023-03-14

Ref Russell_CNX on 🐤
Aside from the cockroaches reference being K*tie H*pkins in a shit paper it doesn’t seem far of the mark.

2023-03-12

Arise Sir Stanley Johnson!

More and more these days…I just feel sorry for the satirists.

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