any mutuals on here want a blue sky code?

ME: The Earth is 71% water
SCIENTIST: Yes. True.
ME: And practically all of that water is uncarbonated
SCIENTIST: Okay, sure. Not sure where you're going with this but
ME: So the Earth is flat
SCIENTIST...
ME: ...
SCIENTIST: Listen here you little shit

we were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert

@freezombie you’ll have to be quick - fyi if someone else takes and users this then i’m gonna bully you on there bsky-social-h2pgw-4dydu

got a blue sky code going if anyone cool wants it. i decide if you’re cool.

@nevali lmao fair enough!

@nevali i’ve got an invite code for bs if you want?

app hoping from here to blue sky to twitter then back and the vibe changes are giving me anxiety

always imagined my midlife crisis would involve something incredibly stupid, extremely dangerous, and gratuitously expensive, but it seems instead i’ve just really gotten into herbal tea

@mattratt @s a hazard is anything with the potential to cause harm, risk is the likelihood of the harm occurring with consideration to the likely consequence severity

@s what the fuck kind of a question is “what is hazard risk?” - a hazard is one thing, and risk is another, the question makes ZERO fucking sense

currently in negotiations with my first two to find out what their support in this will cost me

considering keeping the existence of soft plays a hidden from my next kid

whoos riddy for a beg day of hordcor divilipmint?

@paperghost smoking itself is dirty depraved act, and if anything being forced to do it hunched over in the cold and rain made it more so and therefore amplified the experience for the smoker

@paperghost one conversation i never had with any smoker ever, or heard anyone ever having, in all the years of standing outsides pubs/bars/clubs smoking was “i wish they’d let us do this inside again”

@paperghost as someone who smoked pre and post ban i’d just like to say that’s the stupidest fucking idea i’ve ever heard

the punishment for committing the perfect crime is being unable to brag about it

@CrustyBumbler losers

last week i introduced my kids to the concept of pocket money as a tool for encouraging good behaviour, this week i’m introducing them to the concept of debt because now i owe them pocket money