Where Steven Wright perfected his deadpan delivery.

@olbaidiablo But, how will he afford avocado toast and Starbucks!?!

You don't become a billionaire by paying full price!

https://www.insider.com/oceangate-ceo-said-titan-made-old-material-bought-boeing-report-2023-6
#winning
#skipbreakfast

@philnel @NPR@press.coop That wanker went ahead and did an 11k sub dive, STAY IN YOUR LANE DIRECTOR JAMES CAMERON!!1!!

Once rare. #fixed

#Bumfights the next generation. 💩

Relativity

#Bumfights returns! 🥊

@BetoOnSecurity@infosec.exchange Now we know why that submersible is missing!

I see #AI has not yet learned of the pretty neat idea of #digitalwatches

@funhouseradio @dangillmor Sounds like it will run for office soon.

It certainly wouldn't be smart of them to target a race that buys all their cheap stuff.
#America is safe!

A day for history book in #Texas.
Records were smashed in many stations, the most important all time records for any month broken or tied today:

114 San Angelo
113 Ozona
113 Del Rio
112 Kingsville
108 Rockspring tied
109 Sonora tied

Another day of #Winning !
Great Job #Humans !

Smart people don't pay taxes.. So... Hero Hunter? 🤷
#2A Hunter! :thinkerguns:

I had that figured out at exactly zero kids.

He is now eligible as a presidential candidate.

Ghostberg strikes again!

I'm old enough to remember when #california and #australia took turns being on fire. Welcome to the club #Canada !
#climatedisaster 🔥 ⚰️
On the road to #Extinctionevent