Christian Lobach

iOS DeveloperπŸ“±, Film Developer 🎞️

Christian Lobach boosted:
2025-06-13

Nobody asked for this, but here it is anyway:
#WWDC25

A chart with years on the x axis and the current macOS version number on the y axis.
Christian Lobach boosted:
Neil Sardesaineilsardesai
2025-06-11

Liquid glass looks pretty cool. I hope they continue adding more materials to the OS. Perhaps linen or felt. Maybe even leather

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-06-03

@mkalmes πŸ˜„

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-06-03

@rejected My keyboard extension app got rejected for "App Completeness".
You can define text snippets that you can paste anywhere, so I thought a good example snippet would be to have a "Lorem Ipsum" text.

Naturally Apple saw this not as an example but as "content that is not complete or final"

Guideline 2.1 - Performance - App Completeness
Issue Description
The submission includes content that is not complete and final.
Specifically, the keyboard extensions and screenshots contains placeholder text "Lorem
Ipsum".
Users expect the apps they download to be ready for public use and should not include
incomplete or placeholder content. Apps shouldn't include placeholder or incomplete
content or information.
Next Steps
Revise the app and metadata so that all of its content is complete and final.A screenshot of an iOS app showing keyboard buttons, including one that says "Lorem Ipsum" on itA screenshot of an iPad app showing keyboard buttons, including one that says "Lorem Ipsum" on it
Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-31

@ostojan Basic Search Ads worked great for me until November of last year. I was always way under the maximum CPI and for paid-upfront apps it was a no-brainer (especially with the 100$ credit).
Now I don't get any downloads anymore, even after increasing the maximum CPI.
Makes me wonder what changed, or if I'm holding it wrong...

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-30

Actually looking forward to new SDK bits at WWDC this year!
I just hope it's not just all AI stuff...

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-28

@rafa I even forgot to apply the promo code, that's how much I support you πŸ˜…

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-28

Just bought another @Sketch license.

I really like the "get a license and 1 year of updates" model. I'm not a designer, I don't need the collaboration or web features.

I bought the last license 4 years ago for 80€ so that equated to 20€ / year.

Now the price is 50% more expensive (120€), but if my update cadence stays the same it equates to 30€ / year.

Much easier to justify than 120€ / year.

I wish other software that I just use every now and then offered the same model.

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-25

Highlight of the day:
Getting a support request with very detailed, actionable feedback and saying they would have paid more for the app πŸ˜…

Lowlight of the day:
My new app got its first review, its one star, and complaining about the pricing.
The app has a generous free tier and a free trial for the pro features. The reviewer even mentions the wrong price so it looks more expensive to readers 😑
I get it if you don't want to pay for something or you find something too expensive, but ugh...

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-23

@richaesthetic No plans yet

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-22

I just released Keyb - a keyboard extension that lets you paste frequently used text snippets

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-20

The joys of submitting a version 1.0 πŸ™ƒ
(To be fair, one of those is justified. Good that Apple caught it)

A screenshot from App Store Connect:

This item has been rejected for the following reasons:
β€’ 2.1.0 Performance: App Completeness
β€’ 3.1.2 Business: Payments - Subscriptions
View Submission
Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-12

This is absolute madness πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«
youtube.com/watch?v=NdJ_y1c_j_I

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-07

@mkalmes ah gotcha. Would be nice for them to address it (with proper ways to change course), but I'm not too optimistic. Happy to be proven wrong though!

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-05-07

@mkalmes I'm expecting a whole lot of silence regarding this.
They didn't even address the hoops you have to jump through to release your apps in the EU last year.
Most I can imagine is a totally unrelated slide like "We sold x amount of apps last year. The App Store is still the safest, most convenient way to get apps for Apple platforms".
Maybe throw in a "we paid out y amount of dollars to developers last year"

Christian Lobach boosted:
robbdlx
2025-04-29

I want to see a heist movie where one of the people is a QA person that performs erratic 7 finger swipes on the HVAC control screen to enter the casino's office floor

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-04-25

@a2 Bonus use as a mini flame thrower πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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Iris Young (he/they/she) (PhD)iris@neuromatch.social
2025-04-07

For whoever out there needs to report "five things I got done this week," I offer a tech-bro-speak writeup of the activities of a small child:

  1. Resolved an apparent paradox in knot theory, resulting in substantially improved system security (tied my shoes).

  2. Isolated the root cause of a blocking problem and removed the barrier, retaining relevant evidence for post-mortem analysis (sneezed and wiped snot on my sleeve).

  3. Stress-tested a rapid response system, demonstrating successful mobilization of key individuals with extremely low latency (screamed).

  4. Discovered an important resource unavailability and implemented an alternative last-mile delivery protocol in order to meet a time-critical need (peed myself).

  5. Completed scheduled downtime in response to substantially degraded system performance and restored operating efficiency to full (took a nap).

Christian LobachDerLobi
2025-03-28

@marcpalmer 😁 haha perfect! Thank you for all the insights.

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