Stewardess: "Would you like something to drink?"

Me: "Coffee."

Stewardess: "Cream or sugar?"

Me: "Black as my soul."

Stewardess, looking at the lock around my neck: "Always the ones with a collar."

@duncandahusky Excellent. Helps me plot and plan for your arrival. *mr burns fingers*

@duncandahusky Clockwise or counter clockwise?

That point in your life where the life changing artwork an artist said would be ready on Sunday and it’s Tuesday…

We have no idea who this clearly non-copyrighted Australian dog was. #COGWeekend #ShinyDogProductions

@zero They’re probably trying to figure out Net Promoter Scores… basically on a scale of -10 to +10 how likely are you to talk shit about a service so others won’t use it. There’s some psychology research behind it I guess. *dog shrugs*

I’ve given up on a lot of these surveys. Want my opinion? Pay me. :)

I am brimming with holiday spirit

@Rifka *chains fox collar to bed* no work need snuggles.

#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/801911358498160640
Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net

@DuskDargent metal may refer to the graphics engine built into macOS. I’d guess that would be a good thing but… da fak?

I love you all and I am so.
Full.
Of bird.

Omg can @Rifka cook.

@frostbitefox.bsky.social
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FAK OFF. ❤️

I remain burrito-less.

You. Go get yer dad a breakfast burrito. 📸: @waggerycos

@zero yep. Still cute. Dog approved.

@xan When’s the last time you plugged in your Time Machine drive? The OS makes snapshots of files that it copies down to the backup drive and then frees up the space.

@xan Large pixels.

@DuskDargent I’d hit that.

@mathias @zeiroslion I like the idea! Dogs dressed alike.