DezPlayz :verified_coffee:

LVL 34 🌸 Immortal Space Princess ✨ Stupidly Adorable 🎮 She/Her :heart_pan:

:xbox: KnifeCutU
:steam: DezPlayz
:youtube: xDezPlayz

Currently Playing: #Cyberpunk, #GalGuardians, #Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, and #Fallout 76

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-28

and when I said “oh I have that. I was a little disappointed they didn’t go didn’t emboss it like the master edition on BOTW” and he realized he didn’t have a sell and immediately made a face and walked away that I realize he targeted me initially because I wasn’t facing him and he happened to see the Zelda tattoo on my back. I feel used.

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-28

I was in GameStop when the employee said “check these out” and pointed to the Legend of Zelda frames posters that were behind me. I asked why he did that and looked at them. He then walked behind the counter and said “I have these too” (unframed posters), but what did it for me was him sliding the deluxe guidebook across the counter at me

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-25

Played “Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020” at the arcade on our vacation. I failed my #PrincessPeach hardcore.

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-25

Stopped by the local grocery and picked up a frozen pizza for dinner. $12.99.

I figured $8 max, but nooo. Was this pricy AF Digorno pizza worth the price? No. It was very disappointing too.

I am in pizza sadness.

DezPlayz :verified_coffee: boosted:
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 :verifiedtrans:LadyDragonfly@universeodon.com
2023-07-24

OnlyFans but instead it's elderly women showing you how to cook family recipes, sew, garden, can food, make sourdough starters, knit, perl, and be sassy as fuck without giving a crap what anyone else thinks.

Call it OnlyNans.

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-24

S2E15: Awkward… #TwinPeaks

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-23

At this point I’m more of a game collector than a game player.

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-23

Ominous. #StrayGame

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David Hull 胡大衛HuShuo
2023-07-23

@TechnicallyRon@Twitter.com:

"I took 1 star reviews of from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler."

That last one has to be a guy who doesn't understand why he is so attracted to the Kens.

twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/sta

A Barbie ad:

"An alienating, dangerous and perverse film."A Barbie ad:

"The feminist agenda will kill us all"A Barbie ad:

"They won't be happy until we are all gay"A Barbie ad:

"A pink acid trip that feels like being slapped by lots of confusingly attractive people"
DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-23
DezPlayz :verified_coffee: boosted:
2023-07-23

I just go where the dopamine takes me……… #adhd

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-23

The speed in which the #Steamdeck loaded #CIV6 has me floored. It takes my PC FOREVER to load into a game. I’m super impressed.

Pink aesthetic background with a Steam Deck gaming console in the foreground. The game image on the SteamDeck features Princess Peach from Super Mario on a modded Civilization 6 game.
DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-22

Sorry I didn’t get a picture of the actual cart but we were on vacation and I left her present at home!

If you’d like one check out PixelCats on Etsy! etsy.com/shop/PixelCats

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-21

Happy 15th Anniversary to my favorite partner in time Aly. We’ve been through many adventures together and our game just keeps getting better and better. I’m still mad at you for winning the Kung-Fu Panda game at Dave and Busters YET AGAIN. Maybe when we come again in five years I’ll win.

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-21

This dress has pockets!

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-21

Not my wife spoiling me for our fifteenth wedding anniversary like she’s afraid imma leave or something. You’re stuck with me! 💋

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-20

I would sell my soul to have the Super Mario Bros pinball in my house.

#The1UpArcadeBar #GreenwoodVillage

DezPlayz :verified_coffee:DezPlayz@mstdn.games
2023-07-17

My default selfie face. It’s not quite a duckface pout. 😂

DezPlayz :verified_coffee: boosted:
2023-07-16

See a post you like? Click the star and let the author know. Spread the love. #FediTips

DezPlayz :verified_coffee: boosted:
2023-07-16

Girls will apologise for apologising too much.

It's me: I'm girls 😅🙃

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