Dick Masterson

2020-02-28

Welcome to the party, pal!

RT @CEOErickHayden@twitter.com

A story in 3 parts:

-Maddox has one of the most popular blogs on the internet in the aughts

-Writes a few shitty books, his shtick gets tired, people lose interest

-Becomes SJW in attempt to stay relevant; now digs thru people’s tweet history to flex his anti-white bonafides twitter.com/maddoxrules/status

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CEOErickHayden/sta

2020-02-28

Nice! MABTW FTW! Thanks, @DonovansDen@twitter.com! turns out I really did educate a lot of men to the art of chauvinism. Please call in and help two of our virgins out! youtube.com/watch?v=OQ554aGKkV

2020-02-28

When??? And hell yes! You just can't sleep on my precious couch. You have to use a bed.

RT @SimianJimmy@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com I'm actually spending my vacation money on visiting California in March but I can cancel my return flight if you'd wanna let me bum on your couch for a few days to podcast and hang out. If you know any honeys you can even direct my next porno

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SimianJimmy/status

2020-02-28

NOW do you want to go to Vegas, @SimianJimmy@twitter.com???

2020-02-28

RT @SimianJimmy@twitter.com

Finally I wanna shout out people like @thewavywebsurf@twitter.com @realRUSTYCAGE@twitter.com @BrittChenteale@twitter.com @EmperorLemon@twitter.com @nerdcity@twitter.com @bigsington@twitter.com @asterios@twitter.com @LABasedComedian@twitter.com @Gokanaru@twitter.com and many more who have showed me support and kindness even when I wasn't the easiest or kindest person to associate with.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SimianJimmy/status

2020-02-27

The goddamn people handling these work visa services are all slap dick and mulligans.

RT @Misfits@twitter.com

we’ve been forced to cancel our live shows...

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Misfits/status/123

2020-02-27

twitter.com/championpicks/stat

RT @ChampionPicks@twitter.com

Astros players have already been hit by pitches 7 times through 3 games.

It’s February 26th...
twitter.com/AsteriskTour/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ChampionPicks/stat

2020-02-27

Attention friends and frenemies...we’re doing a bonus episode tonight at 7PM PST! Post your problems. Post your inventions. See you there! buff.ly/2LFIoKh

2020-02-27

Not a bad idea. From what everyone is saying, it sounds like a TI took place. I’ll need Busby’s to send me all the emails they received about the show. Something tells me that’s going to be like pulling teeth. But I will pull those teeth.

2020-02-27

RT @madcucks@twitter.com

The thing to do @LABasedComedian@twitter.com is after the funeral, get the receipts from the venue for alcohol, food, and tickets, and then just send a copy of that to the nutsacks over @BusbysEastLA@twitter.com and what the hell @maddoxrules@twitter.com so they know exactly how much money they left on the table.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/madcucks/status/12

2020-02-27

So true. Maybe he'll win the $5!

RT @mrblank82@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mrblank82/status/1

2020-02-27

I will also give $5 to a random reviewer of Busby’s East on March first, or whatever day they are doing it, or maybe a couple days later, Morty. Whatever’s funnier. Whew!

RT @PerkeleComics@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com I mean at this point it would be tempting to announce a competition for $501 for the funniest Bugsby's review... Then again I guess this would be widely considered as "too much fun".

🐦🔗: twitter.com/PerkeleComics/stat

2020-02-27

Trump saved the world.

2020-02-27

YOU GUYS GOT IT!!! The "Society Appreciation T-Shirt" is on sale RIGHT NOW AT shop.dick.show for a very, VERY LIMITED TIME!!! shop.thedickshow.com/products/

RT @LABasedComedian@twitter.com

I fucked up last week and forgot to shoutout @protski@twitter.com for this wicked awesome thumbnail. Should I put this on a t-shirt? Limited run. VERY LIMITED. Respond for yes. Gotta hit a minimum.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LABasedComedian/st

2020-02-26

I fucked up last week and forgot to shoutout @protski@twitter.com for this wicked awesome thumbnail. Should I put this on a t-shirt? Limited run. VERY LIMITED. Respond for yes. Gotta hit a minimum.

2020-02-26

Neat! You could win $500 for leaving Busby’s a review. I guess that’s a smart way for a business to up their review score after they COMPLETELY FUCK UP.

2020-02-26

If anyone has a Not For Profit company in CA (designated on the CA EIN), hmu, please!

2020-02-26

Laiiiiiiid back.

RT @HarmlessYardDog@twitter.com

Imagine the first thing going through your mind about the coronavirus is how it affects stocks?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/HarmlessYardDog/st

2020-02-26

I don't know. Did Maddox do a tortuous interference by emailing the venue? Did the GM by canceling, un-canceling, re-canceling, un-canceling, and then threatening to sue me? The GM said false things, but he didn't read Maddox's entire email. I wish someone could explain it to me.

2020-02-26

RT @MyroomRecords@twitter.com

@LABasedComedian@twitter.com did the Busby's manager admit to tortuous interference? Sure sounds like it. Maybe @RekietaMedia@twitter.com, @Grand_Admiral_C@twitter.com or @KeenMangos@twitter.com could weigh in.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MyroomRecords/stat

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