Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:

Enjoyer and 'critic' of video games, purveyor of dad jokes. Amateur hobbyist video maker, writer and streamer, full-time owner of a rubber chicken and cursed soundboard.

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-04

finished spilled! tonight. very short and sweet; beat it in less than an hour, but it's got gorgeous artwork, a pleasant soundtrack and a satisfying loop of cleaning up polluted waters. wrangling plastic was sometimes a pain, though

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-04

...
eyo, is my bun-
is-
...
(is my bun lookin' kinda fresh?)

ffxiv gpose: my character, elja, in his new auburn hair with gold-blonde hair highlights, stretching while (mostly) in the pacifist monk set
Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-04

all of lalafel kind has been redeemed. i've found them, chat. it's:

ffxiv screenshot: it depicts a lalafel player with the name 'best lala'
Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-04

new elja hairdo and makeup jumpscare

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-03

LET'S GO POOP BUTT
POOP BUTT IN THE HOOOUSE

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-03

fired up nubby's number factory; boy am i bad at it, but i can now understand why it's been a banger. so simple but so effective

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-03

like, the fact you unlock lanes (aka conveyor belts) and they show you how they work in practice is mint! love that, more of it in other automation games, please

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-03

i keep trying automation games but i can never 'crack' them (when it comes to my understanding). oddsparks does enough differently to help onboard, but i simply don't think i'm cut out for these games when playing solo. too much overthinking and decision paralysis on my end

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-03

i feel like a mild dumbass for buying peak. i imagine it's fine and fun with others, but finding others (no, i don't want to get called slurs in a discord server) that -legitimately- want to play is really difficult, and there's no mechanics in single player to help out

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-03

@GamingWolf yes, hello. that's me. jonathan seymour indies. my father was the great ludwig von indies

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-02

not sure if there's been any bangers in the last two years (that i haven't played/heard of yet) that might be missing from this list

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-02

got my first win against the titans on my first go in monster train 2; but only just. knowing what things are like past rank 2, me thinks i'll stick with that W

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-02

nintendo increasing the price of switch online and offering nothing additional for it is the nail in the coffin for me. them being allergic to making it worthwhile and having its console libraries a drip of mostly filler and never being on time is some nonsense

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-02

sure, you want to clear your roulettes all quick-like so you can level faster, but enforcing speedrunning mentality into others suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-02

even in trials/raids which makes my head hurt; you can't pull boss fights faster, because the entire party needs to pitch in order to deal damage? last i checked, a tank can't out-damage four dps???

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-07-02

it's saddening that ffxiv's playerbase values tanks only by the speed in which they can pull dungeons and beat world record clear times; managing mobs and understanding mechanics isn't even considered, just purely 'how fast can you zip and/or zoom through the instance'

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-06-30

i'll make you a deal, yoshi-p
if you stop giving me aurum vale everytime i queue for leveling roulettes alongside the most absolute scumbags of speedrunners, i'll buy every single item in mogstation

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-06-28

been playing more darktide as shield ogryn again and
PLEASE
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE, TEAMMATES
IF YOU'RE INJURED, STAND BY THE SHIELD OGRYN
MY JOB IS TO HELP KEEP YOU SAFE WITH BIG, CROWD-CLEARING SWINGS AND TAUNTING ENEMIES
LET ME PROTECT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-06-27

my biggest worry now is that 9 is going to be a haunted house sim with some even -more- hand gore fetis- er, focus

Horkly Wardin :duck_verified:Dinoracha@mstdn.games
2025-06-27

there are so many ways i want to dunk on re9's director dunking on leon but i'm uncertain of how/where start

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