Your Honor, they habitually commented on posts they didn’t like or share.

i’m so glad that i have a new app to further fragment my social internet experience

did the creator of Whac-a-Mole hate any other animals

yelling #fuckaas as i put jorts on my horse to go to the beige party

cashier at the store was a bitch (i did self-checkout)

Making the hardest decisions I’ve ever had to make.

Which of my toots to pin.

It’s a real Sophie’s Choice situation.

I don’t think I’m funny enough to maintain this many social media accounts, but that’s not gonna stop me

I want you to boost me like one of your French mutuals.

@altaudge_ruins 😻 😻 😻 😻 😻 😻

quentin found the purrrrfect pillow

you ever just move in a completely normal way and something audibly pops

fucks that about

if half of our friends are still at bsky, does that mean we get two christmases?

hey… hey… 🫰my iliac furrows are down here

If you're new to Fedi and struggling with the change in engagement and finding your people.... good. These are The Trials. Many will fall. Only the strong survive.

RE: https://ohai.social/@sophamir/115356271406058434

or ring wraith gloves and hood

They say The Godfather is a perfect movie but there’s not a single wizard in it. No lasers either.

if you wanna be my lover
you gotta buy me some land
make it last forever
landship never ends

@Momercury the age of the shitposter is now!

Welcome one and all of the shitposters who were the first to recognize, well, shit behavior, by those running Twitter 2.0. Your mass migration was pretty great.

Have a nice day :sparkle_butt: