Ebeeto

Internet man who did a funny in '07 and has been on a steady decline since then. Might come across as grumpy or cynical or stark raving mad in posts but it's all just a character I play (lie).

Pronouns
he/him
Mode
Garbage
EbeetoEbeeto
2025-12-18

@pleu.bsky.social Jag är ömsom lite impad för att det ändå är ett rätt kul sätt att spelifiera handeln, och ömsom upprörd och irriterad av samma anledning. :D
Som Göteborgare så är jag ändå edsvuren att främst handla på Inet.

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-12-18

@pleu.bsky.social Finns det några monetära incitament att skaffa de där achievementsarna eller är det belöning nog att tituleras THE CHOSEN ONE?

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-10-04

When you buy one of my snoring stones (they're stones that snore), remember to download and read the instruction manual. We don't want another implosion kerfuffle like what happened to Algernon Jenkins and his awful son.

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-10-04

If Lille Skutt has a child named Minihopp (basically a synonym), then a son of Skalman would be Höljgubbe.

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EbeetoEbeeto
2025-10-04

Christ is king, huh? More like Christ is cringe lol. Get checkmated up the shaft chute, theists (theist means person with delusions)

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-09-01

My sister said Ballerina is the Star Trek Picard of the John Wick guniverse.

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EbeetoEbeeto
2025-08-02

"Don't worry. That's just a rattlesnake. I'll put it in my boot as usual."
"No, wait! That's not a rattlesnake! That's a battlesnake!"
🐍🎤: Your boot is leathery and smells like doody/
Just like when I was up yo mama dirty booty

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-07-31

All my opinions are vetted by an independent opinion organization before being published. I can't share them yet, since my latest opinions are still under review.

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EbeetoEbeeto
2025-07-31

Me, five seconds after some wack hoe jumps from the tower of my mission house.

Nun holding a rope, from the ending of the movie Vertigo.
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EbeetoEbeeto
2025-07-31

I'm a gun-loving, red-blooded American. The only thing I do more than rootin' is tootin'. I love the second amendment to the constipation of these here united states. And lemme tellya I can't get enough of that butt stuff.

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EbeetoEbeeto
2025-07-31

May the 4th is the year of Luigi of days.

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-07-31

Christ is king, huh? More like Christ is cringe lol. Get checkmated up the shaft chute, theists (theist means person with delusions)

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EbeetoEbeeto
2025-07-31

Americans talk about the constitution the same way Americans talk about the bible. Which makes sense since they're both bullshit trash written by nasty old fucks, and they both show a severe lack of Heathcliff representation.

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-07-31

I am enlightened, much like a fart passing through an open flame.

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-07-17

Bamse is the strongest bear in the world from eating the thunder honey. Shellman is his drowsy autistic friend. Little Hop is the traumatized rabbit. I am a dweeb.

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-07-16

I shid. I fard. I shard.

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-04-13

American soda is cringe.

Glass bottle of carbonated soda in front of a foresty setting and a charcoal grill. The bottle has a green plastic wrap saying "LEVE LEVE PALESTINA" and features the Palestinian flag as well as a peace dove.
EbeetoEbeeto
2025-03-25

Blegh.

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-02-28

I just busted some cartoon-ass farts.

EbeetoEbeeto
2025-01-24

I haven't posted much here lately. Maybe because the general vibe of the world is quite synced up with how my raving mad ramblings usually sound on here. I feel like I don't really need to explicitly state my opinion on things all that often.

Client Info

Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.07
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