Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀

Fae/Faer, She/Her, They/They // 26 // Genderqueer // Bi // Actual Giraffe™️

“By far one of the most cursed accounts on here”

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Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-28

@BDA yeah that tracks with my experience as well lmao

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Spork Spacer, Man of ActionBDA@monads.online
2025-06-28

@Em i lived in rural WA for a while and the impression i came away with was a thin veneer of hippy aesthetics over a core of libertarianism

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Mikey currently. Just cozy in his spot.

It’s Mikey, a small blond chihuahua/maltese/shitzu mix with wirey tufts of hair. He’s curled up snoozin on the couch with his snoot tucked in under his leg and tail.
Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-28

i think some people really do believe that the pee no wee, seattle and portland in particular, are some bastions of liberalism. and in the most fucked up way that can be interpreted, they can be. but being born and raised in washington or oregon will not save you nor your children from nazism, it’ll just make your nazism more marketable. like car commercials.

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-28

they probably could have used that in the last of us for a really fucking cool gun fight scene between half built plane hangers and old parts but i bet they didn’t

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-28

the boeing plant in everett is one of the largest freestanding buildings in the world

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-28

show me a “seattle makes me wet” bumper sticker on one of these cars, you cowards

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-28

@hyphae @zorotl i am appreciative that the people they’re hunting dress akin to a biker gang with a fuckin wolf patch. i’m like oh yeah, they’d still be there after the apocalypse lmao

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-28

i’m a dumb broad but i know too much about the shitty little islands surrounding seattle

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2025-06-28

@zorotl that's how you know it's fantasy because if a bunch of fungus people showed up around here they would immediately be infested with such a goofy volume of ants that they'd fall apart

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SuckMaster SupremeDaveyJJJones@monads.online
2025-06-28

$149 for the ikea trans flag... :baduk:

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triz of online :verified_triz:triz@normal.style
2025-06-28

right now, she's probably slow-dancin' with three dollars worth of that bathroom karaoke

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-28

“she not HOT enough to play ellie who is supposed to be like, 17 at most. i’m totally normal.”

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-28

z is watching the last of us with evan and i’m kinda half paying attention. mostly what i think of when this show comes on is how the entire internet were complete freaks about this young actresses appearance

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-28

that’s some good fettuccine, y’all

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-27

@Aleums i’ll put on my tinfoil hat with ya on this one

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manic pixie donkey kongAleums@timeloop.cafe
2025-06-27

If i can put on my tin foil hat for a second: the forced prevalence of LLM chatbots is extremely pernicious. They don't want us talking to each other. They want to privatize social interaction.

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-27

finally i have gotten off my ass and started making fettuccine. it only took more than 24 hours.

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-27

i just won my second game of life 2 lol

Conniving Femme Fatale 🚬🥀Em@monads.online
2025-06-27

i just won my first game of life 2 lmao

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