🍂Melissa🌠

I am a gal who loves to write and I live in a college town. I am visually impaired, a Lesbian, and I live with my Mother and a dog. I take care of them both. I enjoy roleplay muds as well as the fantasy Jonra. I am an avid reader. From SiFi to fantasy is how I roll. My visual impairment does not define me. Opinions are my own, still working on how to express them accurately.

🍂Melissa🌠 boosted:
2025-06-26

I bet my fiancée that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

Fishy (handsome devil tuxedo cat) and Ruby (cute lil grey and white cat) lying on a framed stitched art thing of birds and flowers.
2025-06-26

@vol4life8657 Aw, I'm sorry. :(

2025-06-25

@georgepenney Mmm, ice cream for tea.

2025-06-25

@Pawpower Such a spicy girl!

2025-06-24

@georgepenney *is that little baby girl who oopsies on the sand and that man with the flowers behind his back* LOL, so cute!

🍂Melissa🌠 boosted:
2025-06-24

As Fozzie stood at the top step, he felt two tiny, webbed hands shove him from behind. He found himself cartwheeling through empty space, landing squarely on his back with a loud crack. As his vision dimmed, he heard a small, throaty voice from above. "Wokka wokka, motherfucker."

Kermit the frog stands in darkness at the top of a flight of steps, looking down.
🍂Melissa🌠 boosted:

Adults: Behave!

Me: Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrive home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!

2025-06-24

@vol4life8657 You got this.

2025-06-23

@silveraura7 I like unspoken. I haven't ever got it on this computer though. I think I like the sounds it throws out at me.

2025-06-23

@georgepenney *is taht cat running after his owner and blocking her exit with meows of protest* *is also the dog with their owner on a mission for milk*

2025-06-23

@cary5871 @vol4life8657 @darren_duff @JamminJerry @FreakyFwoof actually I think taht sound was uh... from ... doctor jaws? I ... forget. rofl.

🍂Melissa🌠 boosted:
🍂Melissa🌠 boosted:
2025-06-23

Here is a little kids song done by AI, lol! I am still laughing about it and I was on a friends server, lol! Here you go! youtube.com/watch?v=WMW80i4Nr1

2025-06-23

@Spauso I know, but yoru glooton intelerance, though

2025-06-23

@Spauso Yeah, don't eat Lasagna. :D

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2025-06-22

@mcourcel Well, you know me, i must be sarcastic in some capacity.

2025-06-22

@mcourcel you should have rpelied, "Nah, I gained my sight back over the years that I have been out of school. It's a miracle!"

2025-06-22

@georgepenney *is one of the kids flying a jellyfish kite and then she switches to another kid who is playing hide and seek* much living vicariously through!

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