Essjayel

Gay guy in Sydney. Loves my fiancée, champagne and Madonna. He/Him

Essjayel boosted:
2023-07-29

Elon Musk left South Africa at age 17 to avoid conscription. It wasn't about not wanting to fight in the apartheid army. Like Donald Trump, he doesn't believe rich kids need to do National Service.
At the time - 1989 - the US was so "opposed" to apartheid that it didn't allow conscientious objectors in. Musk had to become a Canadian citizen, via his mother, to live in the US.
He has never returned to South Africa. Not because he either supported or opposed apartheid. But because everyone he knew here - and that means mostly white people because he knew few others - hated him.
Because Elon Musk is a complete cunt and we've known it for years. He's bribed schools to bury his records.
He loved how he could reinvent himself to the gullible morons in the US as a genius. He loves how the VC techbros fall for his shit.
The apartheid-goon-with-an-emerald-mine bullshit about Musk is like the antivaxx conspiracy theories: you guys reject every shred of evidence and years of people saying you're wrong.
This is why he's managed to con you for so long.
I'm blocking people for posting and boosting this nonsense from now on. Go listen to Elon. Not to me. I don't want to know you or your garbage beliefs.

Essjayel boosted:
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2023-07-24

X is a dumb name because they'll be all the way in the back of the social media section of the Yellow Pages. Shoulda went with AAA Aardvark Posting Site. Boom, right up front.

2023-07-20

Fireside marshmallows. Nice and chill evening. About to open the cognac.

A campfire in front of a cozy lit deck and tent like structureA sexy guy holding a marshmallow on a long skewer over the fire
2023-07-20

Can we take a momentum to appreciate that my friend thought the shade blinds were TV’s lined a cross the window. Yes Jeremy… we’re staying in a fucking sports bar. 😂😂😂

2023-07-20

And by plan, I mean a new way of cooking the chicken. Nearest shops and supplies is 50km away.

I’m thinking two frypans inverted on each other on the cooktop to form a kind of oven.

2023-07-20

Breakfast on this bbq - ham and cheese croissants - is taking a lot longer than one would think.

I don’t think this is going to cook the chicken for dinner. Need a new plan…

2023-07-19

Just had our first spider encounter in this bush retreat… I mean it was bound to happen. And he was bound to die.

2023-07-18

unless if I need to make an actual account and sign in for this feature.. which I ain't doing

2023-07-18

maybe I'm high on wedding vibes but I wanted to leave reviews for a bunch of products and services we used. Just most sites not allowing me to even tho they have pages of reviews... I dont get it.

2023-07-17

looks pretty black and white to me...

2023-07-17

is it custom to hand out "thanks for nothin'" cards to those who didnt give a wedding gift?

2023-07-17

I'm going to get these nails taken off today. they longer than usual and are annoying me. Besides, now that I'm married I can let myself go 💅🏻

2023-07-16

From Friday. 💜💜💜 @wazxx #Wedding #Gay #Married

Two Grooms looking fabulous on their wedding day. The are both wearing a royal purple suit with a wattle and tulip boutonnière.
Essjayel boosted:
2023-07-14
Essjayel boosted:
2023-07-14
2023-07-14

Alright. I had no phone all night cause no pockets at all. #wedding is DONE. Best wedding ever by all reports. And we’ll take that. @

2023-07-14

The mobile barber experience is here. This is it. It’s go time!!! #wedding

2023-07-13

And so it begins. Booked food delivery for 1030-11

Text message this morning : your food is arriving at 9am!!

Great. Hope everyone likes cold croissants.

2023-07-13

Let's Get Married by Jagged Edge (reMarqable Remix) still fucking slaps

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