Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

—T-SHIRT

I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.

- T-SHIRT

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

—STEVEN WRIGHT

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

—T-SHIRT

An integral part of any best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

—T-SHIRT

If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

—BUMPER STICKER

Insanity does NOT run in my family.

It strolls through, takes its time,

and gets to know everyone personally.

—T-SHIRT

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

—T-SHIRT

There should be one line at every store for people who have their shit together.

—TRUE FACT

I have a perfect body. It’s in my trunk.

—T-SHIRT

I’m only here to establish an alibi.

—T-SHIRT

It’s a beautiful day.

I think I’ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.

—BUMPER STICKER

The face of a man who practiced for hours in the mirror, attempting to look strong and fierce, but he just looked ridiculous. He no longer carries power or sway over the public. He's just an old fool pulling out the same tired tricks: trying to bully with frowns, and still claiming the same tired lies we've seen proven to be false.

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done. - T-Shirt

Ray Epps Lawyer Hammers Joe Rogan For Pushing False Flag ‘Lie’ After Fox News Lawsuit https://www.mediaite.com/media/ray-epps-lawyer-hammers-joe-rogan-for-pushing-false-flag-lie-after-fox-news-lawsuit/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

@Bam @selzero fingers crossed 🤞

@zleap great suggestion 😁

Trump openly flatters foreign autocrats such as Putin and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia. He governed like an authoritarian: enriching himself, stoking ethnic hatreds, seeking control over the courts and the military, clinging to power at all costs.

It's fitting that he's been notified that he may soon be indicted on charges that he tried to overturn the 2020 election, by a prosecutor who is deeply versed in investigating the world’s worst tyrants and criminals.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/31/opinion/jack-smith-trump.html

A drag queen is currently the #1 iTunes Christian album. GOOD JOB PATRIOTS! Keep it up!

Ahem.