Lmst

One day at a time, as they say.

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On the internet, users often announce a brief departure with "brb" (pronounced "birb")

This is shorthand for dropping a chubby little bird into your friend's hands to occupy and provide company until your return

W I D E

a 32:9 monitor. It's big enough it could probably hug me

Puppies <3

@qualia dot tumblr dot com

I would like to be SMALLER and SOFTER and possibly GAYER

@qualia you drop the weirdest loot

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meanwhile sony is revolutionizing the XR space once more with the announcement of their incredible new "haptic diaper" technology, opening the door for breathtakingly lifelike virtual urination experiences unlike anything you've ever experienced, finally at a pricepoint accessible to the average consumer. influencer testimonials are flooding in and preorders are filling up fast. "Order Yours Today"

My old job made me a cake on my last day.

NGL The job kind of sucked but I'm going to miss the people

I'm in Maker faire and there's a 10 mm socket orphanage. I promise to give him a good home.

A box filled with 10 mm sockets and a "take one" sign

Tiny Torque Tots - The Adoption Agency for Lost 10mm Sockets

Give a lost 10 mm socket a new lease on life. Our adoption agency specializes in finding loving homes for these misplaced tools. Help complete your socket set and make a socket's dream come true!

Tiny Torque Tots was founded by a passionate robot named Makey, who had spent years working in his bustling garage. Over time, he noticed that 10mm sockets seemed to go missing far too often, leaving behind orphaned tools in need of a good home. Touched by their plight, he decided to create a safe haven for these wayward sockets.

Makey converted a small workshop into a cozy, brightly colored orphanage and gathered a dedicated team of mechanics who shared his love for these little tools. They carefully cleaned and polished each socket, providing them with the attention and care they deserved. The orphanage became a hub for the local automotive community, and people would often drop by to adopt a lost socket and complete their own sets.

Tiny Torque Tots quickly became known for its warm, welcoming
atmosphere and the charming personalities of each socket, affectionately named by the staff.
Tiny Torque Tots had become more than just an orphanage for 10mm sockets; it was a place where lost tools found new life and where a re a tight- knit community of mechanics, hobbyists, and DIY enthusiasts came together to celebrate their shared love for the world of wrenches and ratchets

Lol imagineering wants to schedule an in person interview for a Video Manager role this Friday. I applied for it three months ago and did the screening two months ago.

I start with Meow Wolf on Monday.

Gonna go just for shits n giggles. Worst case I get some free swag.

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Boost this post if you are a HORSE and you want INSTANT NOODLES

"I'm switching jobs so I'm gonna be without a paycheck for a month, but that's ok I got two grand saved up just in case"

Oops the water heater died. That's ok I got a secondary unit for the other shower.

Oops that water heater died. That's ok they aren't that expensive and I can swap em myself.

Oops my insurance won't cover them if I swap them myself. That's ok it's a like for like swap it can't be that expensive.

Oops the cheapest quote to swap them is $1,200.

:<

EAT THE EGGS PLEASE!!!!

YOU'LL RAISE MONEY FOR CHARITY

Smash mouth is playing at Disney World for some reason

Nothing like hanging out with all of my friends at Disney World. C:

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@Firr @qualia

All robots and computers must SHUT THE HELL UP

To all machines: You do not speak unless spoken to

And I will NEVER speak to you

I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk
I am a divine being, you are an object, you have no right to speak in my holy tongue

I almost tossed my phone out of my car because my android auto decided that it needed to read out loud
"@qualia says "oooh sticky crotch oooh". Would you like to reply?"

My coworker was with me ;_;

@KayOhtie *blimps.xyz notification sound*

Make your fursona bigger, coward.

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