Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️

Happily Married 
Dad of 3 daughters and 1 son
Introvert with extrovert tendencies. 
progressive & atheist
gym rat that wears leggings (sometimes)
union organizer
I post bad jokes, memes, and other content of pure nonsense 
*views are entirely my own*

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2025-05-15

Unapologetically me. The ups and downs of life and work. This constant ebb and flow of happy yet sad. Focus on you. Your physical health. Your mental health. Work on being present and in the moment.

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2025-05-15

Unapologetically me.

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2025-05-13

Don’t delete me 🤣

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2025-03-26

I am currently the strikeout leader for this current softball season. Never you mind that I’m the coach pitching to the kids.

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2025-01-30

😂😂😂⚰️

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2025-01-28

In humor there is truth.

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2025-01-17

I was today years old when I learned this….

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️ boosted:
Staff Chief of Jointsthe_etrain@beige.party
2025-01-13

Cop: *leans toward car window* Kinda smells like the Fediverse in there. Mind telling how many toots you've boosted today?

Me: Uhhhhh...just a couple over lunch.

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2025-01-13

The resemblance is so striking

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2025-01-10
Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2025-01-09

Much of my power is derived from the sweater vests I’m prone to wearing.

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2024-12-22

Bumbles bounce! But only having show the upmost hospitality.

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2024-12-15

Went to the local Christmas parade tonight. Not one float/display played Eazy E’s Christmas song. Each holiday season my heart breaks a little more.

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2024-12-11

This is my happy face.

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2024-12-09

Oh fuuuuuuuudge….

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2024-12-07

I mean he’s not wrong 🤣

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2024-09-28

Bruce Lee was a very wise man

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2024-09-28

😂

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2024-09-24

The man bun is slowly taking form.

Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️FitUnionGuy
2024-09-24

Because I live a rather uneventful life, imma start replying to all new text messages with “new phone, who dis?” Could be my wife, daughter, mom, beotber. That’s gonna be the response.

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